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To be fair, people do still occasionally die during marathons.

no negative change in my post-laundry output

What a beautiful phrase, I'm totally gonna nick the term post-laundry output

It's a shame that, when Norwegians changed their counting system, the suggestion of using "to-ti" didn't catch on for 20. It would be analogous to saying "twoty" in English.

For always fitting in your pocket without being obtrusive, a Victorinox Minichamp Alox with a pocket clip.

M'lady

always

Even in July 1914? Interesting take.

❤️ StVZO-compliant illumination ❤️

Same, and they might even have properly adjusted headlights, but as soon as they tilt up (e.g. due to a speed bump), the flashing lights make it look like they are sending me a light signal. Usually takes a few seconds until I realise they just hit a speed bump.

Interesting, first thing we learned was to try to knee them in the groin to make them let go.

No, 'cause the /s cheapens the experience of good sarcasm.

Nice numbers <3

In a horrible accent though, at least use an actor that speaks the language or is able to mimic it well enough for a few lines.