jafo

I'm a "no, Pepsi isn't ok" guy, but I'm never drinking Coke again. Because from now on it tastes like kissing Trump's ass.

I'm gonna dub this print the Poopy.

You two need to get together and enjoy the Christmas vibes!

What if the hives are rent controlled?

Isn't the DA position and elected one? How do you blow someone to get a position that the populace of San Francisco vote on?

After you listen to a song, the secret police from the RIAA come and lock it up in a small, dank cell given minimal sustenance, until the next time they can send it to some seedy hotel, suburban home, or automobile, to turn a trick and make them some more money, like some sort of whoo-re for the ears.

TBF, that's how I robbed Chase Bank last week.

It's the lead that makes it slightly sweet.

Naw dog. Nursing school is way more high stakes. You can get kicked out of the program for very little, it's very high stakes. There are exams that you have to get 100% on or you're out of the program. Iirc, you can get kicked out of the program for not being 15 minutes early too many times. Not for being late, for not being early. At least we compensate them with mediocre pay and shitty hours and horrible bosses upon graduation...

Don't forget how the patient's family treats nurses.

"I will if you take a dementia test..."

Reminds me of that subtle joke that I love but nobody else ever seems to get: Well, I defended my thesis in comparative literature, but it seems like he's got a pretty healthy pulse to me...