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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You block Fox News using a Pi-hole?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lol nope, it was just an unlabeled camcorder tape. There's a lesson to be learned here, which is be careful with unlabeled tapes. Hope you don't find anything similar on your mom's tapes!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Think of this from our perspective. We are two teenage boys. We find a hidden tape. We don't know what's on it. What's the next logical move?

Or if you're saying once the guy in the tape does his intro, what are you saying you'd do differently? Are you saying you'd send your brother out of the room so you could watch the tape of the guy jacking off by yourself? Cause that's weird as fuck dude.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

I reminded my brother of this and he responded https://youtu.be/reNvytfN820

[–] [email protected] 66 points 3 days ago (10 children)

Growing up, my brother and I found a camcorder tape hidden in the basement of the house we moved into like 6 months prior. We had to buy a mini tape to VHS converter so we could play the thing on our VCR.

It was a tape of some young dude in the our (now) basement going "this is going to be a video showing you how to make love to beautiful women."

Me and my brother were like "hell yeah!" Then the guy in the video goes "but before you make love, you have to learn to love yourself."

The entire video was then just this dude jacking off. We were so mad we went out of our way to buy a VHS converter just to watch this dude beating his meat. There were no beautiful women to be found.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago

free speech ~~absolutist~~ abolitionist

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 days ago (2 children)

This was painful to read. Wtf are we even doing?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Ugh, my mom was telling me how great it was for Bill Maher to meet with Trump. I told her humanizing Trump wasn't gonna help anyone, but she insisted it was great.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

2nd kitty has a sweet moustache

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago

Vance killing the Pope in order to get a chance at fucking the Pope-mobile is my new favorite head cannon.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Schulz says he voted for President Donald Trump and believes in the goals of his tariff plan, to bring manufacturing back to the U.S. and expand exporter access to foreign markets.

“In the long run I think it will be a good thing," He said.

Dude's face has been eaten and he's still supporting the leopards.

 

 

Update from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/34685956

Unfortunately for our entertainment, her Facebook profile has been entirely purged of her MAGA history.

Transcript:

I'm officially unemployed. Today I was RIF'd from the government. It's such a surreal and humbling moment; one that I knew was coming but secretly thought and wished would never happen. I started working for SBA in 2010 during my senior year of college. I came in as an emergency hire and was placed on the student career experience program. I worked in accounts payable for 14 years before moving to contracting in October. I worked remotely since 2017 when I was placed on a reasonable accommodation after shattering my kneecap while walking into work. I worked countless hours from different hospitals I was inpatient in from 2017-2023. I relied on work to get me through many difficult times in my life while I was alone in the hospital or angry at the universe. It kept me mentally sane for many years and gave me a purpose in life. I took a lot of pride over the team I managed and the work that we produced. I wouldn't change one thing about my federal career and hope one day I can continue it.

For now, it is time to figure out what is next for me. To all my fellow government workers, I want to say it's been a privilege being able to work with you. The government is full of a lot of highly intelligent and hard working individuals. I know that we will all be ok after the dust has settled and make a game plan for what is next. I have met so many great people in the government and hope the best for everyone!

For everyone that knows someone in the federal workforce, please check in on them. This is a scary and sad time for most of us and we are not ok at the moment and are faced with some scary unknown challenges that we have not faced before.

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Update from this post yesterday: https://sh.itjust.works/post/34622756

Trumper has since scrubbed her Facebook page of all things political, including pictures of her husband in a MAGA hat. She is now claiming to never have made political posts.

Transcript:

I'm posting this not to start a debate over politics but just for a generalized statement so please do not come at me or try to start a debate. I do not nor have I ever talked politics for the sheer reason that everyone has an opinion and is absolutely entitled to that opinion; that's why we vote and I am not about to go at it with someone because our beliefs arent the same. I have recently had too many people flooding my text messages or DMs forcing their opinion. I even had one friend end our friendship because I politely stated I do not talk politics and I was not going that rabbit hole with her.

The fact of the matter is like it or not the president is who it is. I have worked for the federal government for 15 years and it is a scary thing right now. [Redacted] also military and we don't know what our jobs will look like in the future. We're rolling with things as they come out and will adjust as needed but a lot of things I receive or read from a lot of posts have somewhat taken me by surprise and do not wish to be apart of it.

 

I can honestly say I have thoroughly enjoyed my time as a federal worker.

Right now I'm working on my resume. I'm open to work, preferably in finance as I have my accounting degree. If you know of anyone hiring please let me know.

As I have mentioned before, please do not post your political beliefs as I am not interested in debates or opinions. During this time, please remember that government employees are workers at risk of losing their job. It's scary as most of us have dedicated our careers to government and government operations is all that most of us know and now will be forced to look outside for other options and start over. No matter which side everyone is one, no one wants to lose their job so please be mindful of this. Remember that government employees are humans too and it is a very scary time for most of us and our families.

 

In response to a court order, the Federal Aviation Administration has reinstated 132 employees it had fired in February...

 

Nineteen Republican attorneys general have called on Costco Wholesale to abandon its diversity, equity, and inclusion policies, citing concerns about about discrimination and legal risks

This comes after 98% of the U.S. retailer's shareholders last week voted against a proposal requesting a report on the risks tied to its diversity and inclusion initiatives, pushing back against the growing scrutiny such policies face.

 
 
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