thefartographer

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

Fuck, uhhhhh... My Polish was awful when I studied and now it's worse than ever.

Alright, get it together. I can do this! Apologies in advance...

“Knurled silly straws, d’awww!”

At the woke Tasmanian pharmacy, a nasty miniature commander said !Pretzelsmakemygown

A zesty woman said nah lil baby that’s so whack to go cum in Tarzan...

Your comment was a real challenge, but I feel pretty confident that I nailed the translation

[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago

Is our kids learning?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago

If corporations are people, we should be able to sue them for harmful speech. Or hang them for murder.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago

We've already seen how these types of scenarios play out:

  • If DOGE isn't given access to SSA's systems, SSA will fuck over everyone who relies on them and MAGA will blame democrats for their unwillingness to negotiate
  • If DOGE does get access to SSA's systems, they'll hold hostage everyone in the country and MAGA will blame Biden for bad security and accuse democrats of weakening national security to sabotage President Mu/mp
  • If somehow everything magically works out okay, it'll be because Mu/mp is the greatest smartest bestest president of all time and deserves a third term

This is not an argument for doing nothing, just a forewarning to brace for undue blowback.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (3 children)

There are already many significant studies showing a high correlation. Come up with a better conspiracy theory and I'm sure my fellow citizens will vote for it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You joke, but yes. That's exactly their hope

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

You are wise beyond your rears

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Yours is a rather high-quality comment, but I had a thought and now must ruin everyone's day:

...my fucking ass you are.

- Yoda to his TMNT claw-fist

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I thought that the issue was that the plane was upside down and on fire, but I'm new to arrowspace enjuhnearing

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Apologies for that not working right :D

More like "not woking," amirite??? I am also angry about the woke, y'all. Can I now join your town hall and definitely not heckle the shit out of your Nazi fucking ass, you stupid piece of- patriot... Uhhh... "Nobama?" 👉👈

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Catch my kids standing outside with the molotovs.

I can assure you they were doing no such thing. They were dogsitting for me. And reading white-Jesus books.

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