thegr8goldfish

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

TL:DR He says his dong is normal sized.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

Inspector Gadget theme. It starts off slow and subtle but if you're having a really big one, you might get to the 'Go, Gadget Go' line, which I think would be kind of encouraging and celebratory!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Having an erection on demand button sounds wrought with hazards of it's own design.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I find I second guess stuff a lot more than I used to, even though I have way more knowledge and experience now.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

We yet cling to the hope that it is not naïve to believe our good brethren in the Executive Branch perceive the rule of law as vital to the American ethos,” he wrote. “This case presents their unique chance to vindicate that value and to summon the best that is within us while there is still time.”

Why the fuck would anyone believe these turds believe in the rule of law? It's contrary to everything that's happened since 2016.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You can't have a civilization without civility.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

What shall we call this country when the United States of America as we once knew and loved it no longer exists?

IDK what we call the corpse of the USA but I think Founding Farters might work for the pieces of shit that have brought us here.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Honestly don't know how you could forget dunking the cosmic doughnut but I guess we're all just hanging on to pieces of what we've truly experienced.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This kind of circular firing squad bull shit is exactly why American liberals get their ass kicked in almost every election. So busy blaming each other instead of the people that actually elected the moron in charge. What happened to big tent?

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