user1234

joined 2 years ago
[–] user1234 2 points 1 week ago

US Mobile is the way to go.

[–] user1234 38 points 2 weeks ago

How many people never realized that Bikini bottom is below the Bikini Atoll, site of early atomic bomb testing.

[–] user1234 11 points 3 weeks ago

Teachers response: Is there a Mrs. Gump, Mr. Gump?

[–] user1234 7 points 3 weeks ago
[–] user1234 15 points 1 month ago

Band name: The Machine

[–] user1234 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] user1234 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I remember when it first came out and there wasn't much CGI in it. Then about a month later, the CGI version was released. I swear they said that the reason was that the CGI, which was still pretty cutting edge at the time, wasn't completed on time, so they released it without it. I never heard anything about it being censored. But I suppose I could have misremembered it.

[–] user1234 3 points 1 month ago

I don't have one horse size duck or 100 duck sized horses in this race.

[–] user1234 2 points 2 months ago

Whenever I see a vest that says POLICE ICE on it, I always think that whoever ordered them had a stutter.

[–] user1234 2 points 3 months ago

Spoiler alert!

[–] user1234 14 points 3 months ago

You could use it to finally level off that wobbly table in the kitchen.

[–] user1234 5 points 3 months ago

Lego were meant for using your imagination. Following instructions is the opposite of that.

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