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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago (4 children)

At 14 I was talking about Gianna Michaels tits. Looks like we are progressing.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Gianna Michaels

I hope in retirement she has peace. She was the top star for such a long time. Or if she's not retired and just doing customs, I hope she's getting to pick stuff she wants to do. But really I hope she's just retired somewhere sipping a fruity drink and getting the therapy it takes to navigate a society that hates you for doing the thing it paid you to do

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

She's leveraging her porn career into high price escorting and looks dead inside.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago

Welp. I wish we didn't live in a world that both drives people to sex work for survival AND demeans them for doing it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I did a cursory search on DDG and everything felt like it was written by an LLM.

Internet search is dead.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

She certainly took care of a lot of cocks.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Both boobies and tits

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

A nice pair of tits yeah

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That'd be true if this post wasn't entirely made up.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Is there a /c/nothingeverhappens over here?

Sometimes 14-year-olds have in-jokes, too.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I went ahead and did a search. Apparently there is a community for it, but it has zero posts.

https://lemmy.world/c/nothingeverhappens

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Therefore something IS happening!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Then it's an appropriately named community.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Nothing ever doesn't happen

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

In-jokes, sure, but they don't talk like that.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are you the expert in 14 year old speech patterns globally?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Not to mention that this could be OOPs translation

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My friends and I talked exactly like that, maybe you were just a weenie. You're pretty much there now so you were probably even worse as a kid.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The way you "speak" now proves that is a lie.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Yeah, okay weenie.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Me and my compatriots did exhibit similar speech patterns, verily my good sir!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I always found her face annoying. Like a punchable face. And her boobs are big but nothing special. Now Hanna Hilton on the other hand ... 🤤