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[–] [email protected] 145 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Me and my buddies spoke about "Oregano" in High School often, but I don't think we were having the same sort of conversation

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Just young spice enthusiasts.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago

The spice must flow

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Back then, the only spice we had was old.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Best kind. I put it on my balls when they gave it out in sex ed class.

I had fresh balls with a rash.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was too much of a nerd that I joined a informal high school circle where they hike and talked about "plants and trees" and all they did was smoke pot where I wanted to discuss invasive species to the forest population.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

This is a hilarious story and I love it.

[–] [email protected] 89 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I overheard some of my students (16-18 years old) during lunchtime today. They were all standing over a phone, looking at a photo.

"Is that a dead deer?!". "It looks like a dead deer" said another. "Oh I thought it was a dead deer too".

Then they all agreed it was a french bulldog. WTF?!

[–] [email protected] 86 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They were speaking about this meme:

It has a backstory related to recent events: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/elon-musk-laughing-at-dead-deer

[–] [email protected] 84 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Elon Musk and Rick and Morty co-creator Justin Roiland hosted an episode of PewDiePie's YouTube series Meme Review titled "Will Smith hosts Meme Review"

Holy fucknuggets, how can there be that much cringe in one location

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Man, my view of them in 2019 is sooo much different than my view of them today.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

holy shit I thought this was just a meme because a tesla autopilot hit a deer or something. he actually burst out laughing at an actual dead deer? jesus fucking christ... totally not serial killer energy

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Was the bulldog ok though?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Close enough

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago (4 children)

At 14 I was talking about Gianna Michaels tits. Looks like we are progressing.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Gianna Michaels

I hope in retirement she has peace. She was the top star for such a long time. Or if she's not retired and just doing customs, I hope she's getting to pick stuff she wants to do. But really I hope she's just retired somewhere sipping a fruity drink and getting the therapy it takes to navigate a society that hates you for doing the thing it paid you to do

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

She's leveraging her porn career into high price escorting and looks dead inside.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago

Welp. I wish we didn't live in a world that both drives people to sex work for survival AND demeans them for doing it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I did a cursory search on DDG and everything felt like it was written by an LLM.

Internet search is dead.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

She certainly took care of a lot of cocks.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Both boobies and tits

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

A nice pair of tits yeah

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That'd be true if this post wasn't entirely made up.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Is there a /c/nothingeverhappens over here?

Sometimes 14-year-olds have in-jokes, too.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I went ahead and did a search. Apparently there is a community for it, but it has zero posts.

https://lemmy.world/c/nothingeverhappens

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Therefore something IS happening!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Nothing ever doesn't happen

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Then it's an appropriately named community.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

In-jokes, sure, but they don't talk like that.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are you the expert in 14 year old speech patterns globally?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Not to mention that this could be OOPs translation

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

My friends and I talked exactly like that, maybe you were just a weenie. You're pretty much there now so you were probably even worse as a kid.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago

Shut up Donny! You’re out of your element!

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's the fault of those woke leftist school lunch policies that kids these days eat well enough to know what fresh basil is.

(Or "kids those days ate," at least, because that policy is long gone due to Trump.)

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't think I knew what fresh basil was till I was 30.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sorry bud, you have no credibility in this post

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't even know what basil is because I could not care less about learning English spice names nor do I care enough to look it up. I'm guessing it's those eatable leaves though because those are called Basilikum in German. The name also allows English basil "enjoyers" to make a pun and we all know this is a sign of a correct translation.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

10 Basil Varieties and How to Use Them

No actual instructions on how to use them

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

/c/noncrediblecookery

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