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[–] [email protected] 58 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

Poland: "What about attacking Russia alongside with an ally?"

[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 weeks ago

Aye, I could do that.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Germany: "i thought these days would never come again. Fighting russia with poland and france like we did late 1700s and early 1800s"

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

The original band coming back for one more single.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Wouldnt say it was a band. Napoleon forced some of the germans, the others joined because they wanted to be on the winning side, and the poles fought with Bonaparte for their freedom

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

So like a supergroup. Like the Highwaymen.

🎶"I wore a picklehaube, on the Rhineland I did ride..." 🎶

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

🎵🎶 I spilled the blood of the Saxon men🎶🎵

I know Charlemagne doesn't fit the definition of a Supergroup, but that's simply because when the term was coined, Christopher Lee hadn't joined any bands yet. So the creators of the term forgot to leave in the loophole that any band with Christopher Lee is also a Supergroup.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No thank you. Defensive alliance, sure. But not attacking. We're supposed to be the good guys, after all.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Good luck convincing our politicians not to start a war after giving Rheinmetall a taste of the 800bn budget for a project literally called REARM EUROPE.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Our politicians didn't start a war during the entirety of the Cold War, either. You might have succumbed to the fallacy of thinking that when a weapon is purchased it needs to be used to kill people.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Surely the European weapons and troops didn't kill anyone during the Vietnam war, or the Korean war, or in colonies in Africa such as Algeria, or in the Gulf war, or in Yugoslavia, or the bombing of Libya, or in Afghanistan, or in Iraq, or very recently in Gaza.

Oh sorry, forgot those don't count to you because they're brown people or Asians for the most part! Massacres and colonialism against defenceless people don't count as wars ;)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh, I'm a racist now for not wanting to be invaded? Get the fuck outta here.