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Me want cookie (lemmynsfw.com)
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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago (3 children)

My partner likes it when I dress in a blue fur suit and start talking like cookie monster.

She then says something like "do you want a cookie, cookie monster?"

I then say (again, in the voice of cookie monster) "me not a cookie monster. Me a pussy monster!" And start enthusiastically eating her out.

Just something to consider.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What if I don't want to consider?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I would like to unconsider

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

To unconsider Pussy Monster Facts, please text “No More Pussy Monster” to (202)-456-1414

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

The guy at that number will grab up all the pussy facts you got.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

That's very considerate of you

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Cookie is already a slang term for pussy, you can skip that step.