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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Oh Hells no.

JavaScript is NOT fine, it's .... I'm really trying to think of a word that will convey the shit that it is without triggering half the people on Lemmy into an aneurysm, but I can't find it.

JavaScript is by far the worst. I've been working with JavaScript for the past 6 days and I want to hang myself, it'd be a better fate than continuing

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

6 Whole Days!

Try 25 years. And it still surprises me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Yeah, I had some webpages archived and tried to use javascript to clean them up, but I ended up parsing it as xml through Powershell instead. I've done something with Python and BeautifulSoup too, a long time ago. Both much easier than JS, but somehow JS is designed to work with web pages? Make it make sense.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

JavaScript is by far the worst.

PHP

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

PHP was shit 25 years ago (like everything else back then) and I never bothered to look at it ever again but to this day I keep shitting on it because reasons

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