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Stand up for each other (lemmynsfw.com)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Might be true. Might be fake. Don't care. Lesson is basic. Don't be a dick and just have a lil respect.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (9 children)

Nah, you wanna have a talk with your imaginary friend imma step outta line and complain loudly about it so you know you lost business for it. As would most people ime, dude would be out of business fast, and thank fuck for that

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago

You very well know you sure as hell wouldn’t have the balls to do it. Now sit down; the grownups are talking.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

If you got a problem with it just take your business elsewhere, like the pretzel guy next door. No need to cause a fuckin scene about it

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

Who the fuck invited Karen!? I thought we talked about this y'all, wtf‽

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

I'm a gay atheist and I think what you've said here is horrible. If you actually did that and I'm in line I'd go spend twice as much as I was going to to make up for your lost business, and also out of spite for you being a shit example of an atheist.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Dude, lighten up. Pretend he has to go take a shit or something.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Pretend he has to go take a shit or something.

I love that. Whatever the reason, we all have different needs. We're all better off if we make room for each-others hang-ups.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Businesses should be able to have more than one staff to cover breaks. If there was only one employee who disappeared for fifteen minutes to take a shit, I'd still not go back or support their business. I used to run a restaurant that sometimes ran as few as two people, but one is unacceptable.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

#IT'S A FUCKING SANDWICH KIOSK

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Prayers don't take that long. Maybe if you in a rush go elsewhere but 10-15min even during lunch rush ain't going to make or break a sandwich cart.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

you are a tar pit

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What are your thoughts on Richard Dawkins?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I’m an atheist and even I think the dude’s a twat who enjoys the smell of his own farts.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Dawkins is to atheism as Fred Phelps is to Christianity

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Atheist here, Dawkins is proof that atheists can still be fucking stupid