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[–] [email protected] 35 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Mario is a false narrator. She wasn't kidnapped, she left him because he would spend his meager paychecks on drugs.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (3 children)

He must be a shit plumber if his wages are "meager"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Every time he gets more than $99 it disappears and turns into an extra life.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

They turn into special mushrooms.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Mario probably has a bunch of life insurance policies in his name, I know I would

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Is not every plumber technically a shit plumber?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

I would say theoretically not. If you only do new construction nothing you touch has had shit on it yet. But then again it is intended for shit so it depends on where you draw the line

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

There are gas and steam plumbers

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

i'm sure there's at least one plumber that has never touched toilet or sewage pipes in their long career

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Maybe he just wasn't good at cleaner her pipes specifically, if you get what I'm sayin'.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Okay Jonathan Blow

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Mario is a false narrator. She wasn't kidnapped, she left him because he would spend his meager paychecks on drugs.

Are we saying that Mario - Gorilla Kidnapper is not to be trusted?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

But he always seems to have coins AND mushrooms?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Bowser has multiple castles to be fair, he is also buff and close to 6ft7. No contest.