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Kristi Noem Appears With Bandage Over Ear Struck By Words (theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'd let that lady shoot my dogs if you know what I mean.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, I don't know what you mean. Please explain.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Before being a trump fuckhead her most notable attribute was shooting her own healthy pets.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Temu Jigsaw? Ew

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’ve always wanted to fuck Jigsaw.

I guess I have a type.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Killer Klowns From Outer Space is basically porn to you

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is fucking hilarious. Y'all are weird.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I felt more revulsion reading that comment than when I first read @[email protected]’s username, so I can’t really blame people for reflexively downvoting. Still, that’s part of what makes it so funny imo so I’m not complaining personally