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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago

Mr. President, a second opinion struck the Noem.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

She already has the trump look (Cruella) going on and she hasn't been working for him for that long. Yikes. Guys get it too, but they just look like they're smelling shit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You must be in a place ahead of the US. That's pretty cool and thanks!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Who isn't ahead of the US these days?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Hello fellow june 14th joiner

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'd let that lady shoot my dogs if you know what I mean.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, I don't know what you mean. Please explain.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Before being a trump fuckhead her most notable attribute was shooting her own healthy pets.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’ve always wanted to fuck Jigsaw.

I guess I have a type.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Killer Klowns From Outer Space is basically porn to you

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is fucking hilarious. Y'all are weird.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I felt more revulsion reading that comment than when I first read @[email protected]’s username, so I can’t really blame people for reflexively downvoting. Still, that’s part of what makes it so funny imo so I’m not complaining personally