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[–] [email protected] 57 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Dammit!

Anon is totally gay, but the realness present in this text has broken my brain.

Also, that song is still fucking awesome.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I could fart in a rhythm and it would be more musical than the entire discography of imagine dragons.

Nah, tastes are different and since enjoyment of music is 100% subjective everyones opinion is equally valid.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Imagine draggin' deez nuts on your face

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

You couldn't handle my strongest ligma.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Best version ever!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

right 🤭 i also ended up with a six-pack from laughing

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Amazing. That's the most creativity I have seen associated with them.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago

Imagine dragons is so boring man.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Thats one of those cases of "Fuck I hate that band except that one song"

Like Burn it to the Ground by Nickelback.