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[–] [email protected] 136 points 3 days ago

This isn’t even an exaggeration.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What would be playing at your granny's station is Metallica.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago

Yeah, cuz Granny is friggin metal.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Many years ago my station of choice when driving to work started running an advert for car safety. The sound effect was a loud blaring car horn and the sounds of screaming tires and a crash. The first, second, third time I heard it was instant jolt of panic and left me jittery. I switched stations after the third time.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Made a greentext out of your story (I took some creative liberties):

be me, driving to work still tired and half asleep

turn on radio loudly to wake me up a bit

suddenly hear the most horrific accident happening

Heartattack.jpg

take a second to compose myself

it was the fucking radio station

fully awake now

MFW

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And this is part of why I don't listen to the radio while I drive. The other part is because I bought a cheap android stereo and I couldn't be fucked to buy the adapter to hook my antenna up to the stereo.
I guess being lazy is saving me from early morning drive radio jump-scares.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Also radio is trash. My phone has like 13 hours of music on it and then YouTube music is practically endless, all I need is an FM transmitter or a tape deck because my car is from 2001.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

HA! MAY CAR IS WAAAAAAAY NEWER THAN YOURS!

......2006.

When I bought it, it had an even cheaper android stereo in it. When I was looking for a interim replacement before I spent over £100, I found the one that was installed when I bought it.....for £12.
Ended up with an ~£80 deck that came with a half decent reverse camera, which was almost the only requirement for me other than Bluetooth.
I honestly kinda wish it had come with a tape deck, being on the edge of old I still have a bunch of tapes. Used to have a load of CDRs, but rot got them. 🤷
I have about 60Gb of music on my phone, I'll occasionally switch some of it out for new stuff. I had Google Play Music back in what is now considered "The Day" and now I pretty much refuse to use any streaming service.

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I remember that one station that would advertise that they would play "uninterrupted music" during certain parts of the day. Only to then constantly interrupting it to tell us how they currenlty playing "uninterrupted music".

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago

I think broadcasters are legally required to announce who's broadcasting, at some minimum interval. I know it affects ham radio - because slow-scan image transmissions worked around it by watermarking their callsign in the image. It'd also explain why Sirius XM does it so goddamn often when every receiver already has a screen.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Remember? That's like half the stations around. The other half don't do "uninterrupted" blocks

[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I just noticed the headphones in the picture are Audeze LCD 2, I think. Expensive AF. In case anyone wanted to know that.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I had them for all of 5min before returning them- they're heavy af. My neck ain't built to sustain that kind of weight.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Never tried them. The best headphones / "earspeakers" I ever tried were Stax. They blew me away. 2k $ tho. I have the much more reasonably priced Sennheiser HD 650 and AKG 712 pro with a FiiO DAC/AMP, which are both light and comfy.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Is this happening anywhere outside US? Because every American radio station, TV program, podcast etc. seems to be fiiled to the brim with these annoying sound effects, ads, and with obnoxious testoreone imbued speaker.

And I don't remember encountering it anywhere in Europe.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 days ago (1 children)

i dont remember many sound effects, but the testosterone imbued speaker is definitely in one of the big privately-owned rock radios in germany.

one thing that always annoyed me tho is when stations play snippets of really good music in their announcements or adverts, and then resume to playing the boring songs they played the last 3 hours.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Don’t worry, that’s entirely on purpose to keep you listening.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

I’ve never listened to much radio but I have a distinct memory of drinking in a bar in Dominican Republic and hearing air horn sfx throughout the night

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I haven't listened to radio in >10 years, but back in the day they had a bunch of pre-recorded station ID messages like this in Germany, France and some African countries.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Yeah I think every radio station uses these pre-recorded snippets, but they are usually rather mild and they serve to remind you that "yup, you're still listening to our radio btw, ok bye"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

You'll get the odd station elsewhere that peppers in a sound effect or two, but this kind of faceroll on the soundboard is a uniquely American radio station thing in my experience

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Yes. This happens in several other countries

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Dammit!

Anon is totally gay, but the realness present in this text has broken my brain.

Also, that song is still fucking awesome.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I could fart in a rhythm and it would be more musical than the entire discography of imagine dragons.

Nah, tastes are different and since enjoyment of music is 100% subjective everyones opinion is equally valid.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I'd like to hear the farts please

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Imagine draggin' deez nuts on your face

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

You couldn't handle my strongest ligma.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Best version ever!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Jesus, my sides are in orbit

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

right 🤭 i also ended up with a six-pack from laughing

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Amazing. That's the most creativity I have seen associated with them.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

Imagine dragons is so boring man.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Thats one of those cases of "Fuck I hate that band except that one song"

Like Burn it to the Ground by Nickelback.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

And that's the other reason I didn't listen to the radio.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

Also, this announcement but first: "You're listening to another ad-free power-half-hour on KKKK", with that ad for the station repeated every 10 minutes.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You still hear music on FM radio and not just ads the entire 20 minute car ride?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I live in a small college town in rural ohio. I listen to our local golden oldies radio station in my car because the songs are great, the ads are mostly local businesses, and i get local news from it. Although we also get a lot of Medishare scams, snake oil from supplement companies. But the ads are much better than the radio back when I lived in Houston 10 years ago. Even the Cleveland stations are pretty light on ads these days.

My main gripe with my local station is that the small conglomerate they are in all play Christmas songs at the same time in the winter. I understand the incentive behind synching up ads across your controlled stations, but why do they all insist on playing Christmas carols at the quarter hour across all channels? I fucking hate Christmas carols.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Some industries go 'we have to do [blank] because that's the most popular thing' and some industries go 'we can't do [blank] because everyone else is doing [blank].' Inevitably the latter get infected with executives from the former.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Do Grannies listen to "imagine dragons - radioactive"?

... There are old Grannies and there are young Grannies.

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