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why I haven't gotten any work done today (lemmy.zip)
submitted 3 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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  • clothes feel weird, need to change them
  • just heard thunder, better check the weather (even though I'm not going anywhere lol)
  • oh shit did I feed the fish!?
  • my mouth is dry
  • 3020393920 unread texts and emails
  • I didn't brush my teeth this morning and my mouth feels gross
  • have to poop
  • now I can't brush my teeth until the bathroom stops being stinky
  • fan is blowing hair in face, gotta go find bandana to tie it back
  • it's too hot in here
  • now it's too cold in here
  • no matter what i do it's too humid
  • my glasses are smudgy but the cleaning cloth is on the other side of the room
  • oops I got hungry again
  • now my stomach hurts because I ate too fast
  • HOW THE FUCK IS IT 6:23 PM AND I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED!?
  • I'm posting on lemmy lol
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[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

instructions unclear, pooped in the sink and set a timer to fuck the glasses

(haha don't worry, i didn't delay pooping. i never delay pooping when a private bathroom is available. i should have taken the toothbrush to the kitchen sink after though, that's a good idea)

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Ah that explains the mystery of why the glasses were wet (with anticipation) then!