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why I haven't gotten any work done today (lemmy.zip)

submitted 3 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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clothes feel weird, need to change them
just heard thunder, better check the weather (even though I'm not going anywhere lol)
oh shit did I feed the fish!?
my mouth is dry
3020393920 unread texts and emails
I didn't brush my teeth this morning and my mouth feels gross
have to poop
now I can't brush my teeth until the bathroom stops being stinky
fan is blowing hair in face, gotta go find bandana to tie it back
it's too hot in here
now it's too cold in here
no matter what i do it's too humid
my glasses are smudgy but the cleaning cloth is on the other side of the room
oops I got hungry again
now my stomach hurts because I ate too fast
HOW THE FUCK IS IT 6:23 PM AND I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED!?
I'm posting on lemmy lol

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I would really start with the pooping, as in NOW!!! Especially with an upset tummy.

Brush your teeth in the kitchen sink if you have to.

Set a timer to feed the fish - maybe have it not make any noise like just vibrate, and don't stop it until the fish is fed. If the timer is gone then the fish are fed. I can't handle pets rn though so what do I know... :-P I just really enjoy my patterns rn and want to share that:-D.

Fuck those glasses (not literally, that would make it way worse).

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

instructions unclear, pooped in the sink and set a timer to fuck the glasses

(haha don't worry, i didn't delay pooping. i never delay pooping when a private bathroom is available. i should have taken the toothbrush to the kitchen sink after though, that's a good idea)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Ah that explains the mystery of why the glasses were wet (with anticipation) then!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

While I agree with, and sometimes do, brush teeth at the kitchen sink; there is a pretty big risk the toothbrush just stays in the kitchen...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Get multiple toothbrushes and toothpastes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

It's okay not to be perfect, perhaps:-D