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A little short for a starship, isn't he?

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[–] [email protected] 83 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (6 children)

Have you seen container ships? They're perspective-bendingly massive. 400m is a quarter of a mile.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 years ago (2 children)

That's like, half of a half mile.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It's as if it's two times half of a half of a half of a mile

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

At least three, maybe twenty microwaves

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Hey, no need to be silly! I do wonder what it is in thousandths of an inch though. The true freedom unit!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

400 meters is equivalent to around 2,247.19 bananas according to Convert to bananas

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Finally I get it!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

Thanks because this image still didn’t help. Most people don’t see container ships very often.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sorry, they use miles in Star Trek. Ha ha, America wins. Stupid Europe and your stupid metric system and stupid rail network and stupid universal healthcare.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Never heard them use fantasy imperial system, are you sure?

Maybe in TOS, but didn't see much of that. But definitely not in TNG and everything that followed.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Nobody knows what kilometres are.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Really, it's quite easy. Just picture a container ship. Now double it and add an eighth of a mile. Simples.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah but youre also saying that the bridge of the enterprise was about the size of a container, which i am not sure is accurate.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

52ft or something long. Go look for a RV or camper. Simply because they are sold by the foot.

A 40ft camper is pretty huge and can easily fit 6-10 people comfortably.

People turn containers into apartment type buildings for a family of 2-3.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We get oil exploration rigs docking in our little port downtown. Mind bending is right.

Sat in the park and watched one roll in one day. Went from:

There it is!

Damn, looks pretty big.

My. God.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

that's the origin of picard's famous saying "I live my life a 1.304E-14 parsec at a time"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Parsecs are units of distance, Han.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

He took a shortcut.