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[–] [email protected] 135 points 1 year ago (1 children)

People getting wise to the military. Many would defend their country, but don't want to die for an oil company to make an extra thousand. Guessing which is more likely is left as an exercise for the reader.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Yeah, catch me joining the army when we're fighting actual nazis again. Til then I'm good at home

[–] Blooper 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Hah. Staying home and joining up may not end up being mutually exclusive

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I mean listen if the army wants to help my anti fascist organizing I’ll take a missile launcher to stand against the proud boys. They really won’t be ready for me to bring a tank to pride

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

"... til then I'm good at home." Funny, that's most likely where you'll have to kill some Nazis next.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And the good thing is you'll have plenty of warning because your government is unlikely to join the war against the nazis for a good couple of years into the war against the nazis.

I jest....but kinda not really given current US foreign policy (or that of the past 100yrs tbh)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

If Nazis touch our boats, we will get involved. We really don't like it when someone touches our boats.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Vatniks lol

Fight Ukraine (whose president is Jewish) and Vote Trump to Fight Nazis!!!!!!!!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

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