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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (3 children)

lol why dont they use their own? are they stupid????

[–] [email protected] 58 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I cant tell if you are privileged enough that you have a microwave in which to heat urine, or if you have urine clean enough to pass a drug test. Either way - I'm proud of you.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Plus, this gas station is likely very close to a PO. Heating up piss to smugle in from 20 minutes away won't likely work very well.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)

In order to have a microwave, you need to have money. Poor people tend to lack that. Especially poor people who are also drug addicted who just want to keep out of prison or keep their job.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Not to mention when the court orders you to have regular drug testing done, you're on the hook for them. And they ain't exactly cheap, especially for someone making 10 bucks an hour part time.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The whole legal system is designed to make non-wealthy people fail to rehabilitate.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Hey now, it's designed so wealthy people don't have to rehabilitate either, so that's fair right?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

You have to pay for the Tests yourself?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Maybe they can spend money on microwave instead of drugs or urine.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Tell me you don't understand addiction without telling me you don't understand addiction.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Oh poor babies! Let's be real most of addicted people are adults that should be responsible for their own lives, I was addicted to alcohol and stopped, it was hard ofc. If they can't maaaybe they shouldn't try to game the system and own their mistakes?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And people with clinical depression just need to smile more, am I right?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, and the poors need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, transgender folks need to just make peace with what their mothers' doctors said, underpaid employees should just go get a better paid job, and fat people should just stop putting food in their gobs until they're thin. People sleeping on the street: they're the silliest -- they should just go inside!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Starting 2025 with the compassion resolution I see.

Good job!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

You had zero opportunities to be robbed by a family member at knife point due to them needing a fix. Sorry not sorry, no compassion here, people like that should be forced either get off the drugs or go to jail.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

You are spectacularly ignorant

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think oftentimes they find use of their own urine demeaning and so prefer to outsource.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

you seem smarter than a squid

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

A squid is able to get through a hole.