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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 112 points 3 months ago (3 children)

There is an actual reason for this: it's because people buy other people's urine for drug tests. That little bottle has to be warm when you hand it over. I'm guessing in this case, it's a high-crime area and people have to report to their probation officers.

Just shows what a farce the whole thing is.

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Also, cold piss isn't nearly as thirst quenching

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[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Why couldn't they just use their own body heat?

Also, I'm kind of impressed they figured out how to eat it just enough to get to body temperature in a random microwave.

[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago (10 children)

The body is only 85 + or so degrees on the surface of the skin. It's not warm enough as internal temp will be 95+degrees and will be obvious it's not warm enough when they check the temp.

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 months ago

Pro tip—stick on hand warmers and a stick on fish tank thermometer. If it’s a little too hot, just take the hand warmer off of it and wait 30 seconds until it cools to a delicious 98.6.

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[–] obscur_e@lemm.ee 10 points 3 months ago (3 children)

lol why dont they use their own? are they stupid????

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 58 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I cant tell if you are privileged enough that you have a microwave in which to heat urine, or if you have urine clean enough to pass a drug test. Either way - I'm proud of you.

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 3 months ago

Plus, this gas station is likely very close to a PO. Heating up piss to smugle in from 20 minutes away won't likely work very well.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago (15 children)

In order to have a microwave, you need to have money. Poor people tend to lack that. Especially poor people who are also drug addicted who just want to keep out of prison or keep their job.

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Not to mention when the court orders you to have regular drug testing done, you're on the hook for them. And they ain't exactly cheap, especially for someone making 10 bucks an hour part time.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The whole legal system is designed to make non-wealthy people fail to rehabilitate.

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[–] seven_phone@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I think oftentimes they find use of their own urine demeaning and so prefer to outsource.

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[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 41 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I'm guessing this is the closest convenience store with a microwave to a drug testing medical facility?

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 39 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Whats with that big ass USA label?

[–] obscur_e@lemm.ee 32 points 3 months ago (2 children)

cos its made in AMERICAAAA RAAAAAAAAHH

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Pretty sure when you turn it over you can see a small little label that says Made In China :D

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[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

My Maytag washing machine has a silly little "America 🇺🇸" sticker on it. It's so corny. It may have been assembled in the United States, but it's likely from parts made by Midea in China.

Auto manufacturers have been infamous for this in the past. It's probably why Monroney stickers tell you the percentage of parts by country of origin. Here it is on the sticker for my Honda Civic.

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[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

it stands for teh land of the free

heat urine if you feel like it

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[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 3 months ago

'land of the free' my ass, can't even put piss in the microwave

[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 24 points 3 months ago (2 children)

PaulRuddWTFHappenedHere.jpg

[–] bss03@infosec.pub 25 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Someone probably tried to heat "clean" urine to pass a drug test.

The war on drugs killed my convenience store burritos.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Or even synthetic urine. If a drug test can't tell the difference, it's gonna be close enough to smell like you microwaved real piss.

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[–] PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I can almost guarantee someone was trying to pass a drug test. Fake piss became easy to buy, and even include things like under-belt harnesses and fake penises. So even if someone is in the room watching you take the test, it still looks legit. So modern drug tests will also check to see if the urine is at (or at least very near) body temperature.

And this presents a problem with fake piss kits, because the surface of your skin doesn’t typically stay at body temperature; It’s usually anywhere from 90-95° instead of 98. Which means that even if you wear the belt pack all day, your body heat won’t be enough to warm the fake piss up enough.

So some people will resort to microwaving it just before they walk in. Get it to like 103° at the gas station across the street, (warm, but not enough to burn you when you wear it) so that by the time you walk across the street to take your drug test, it has cooled down to body temperature.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

Get it to like 103° at the gas station across the street,

This is gonna scare people who aren't used to Fahrenheit.

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[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] SirYeet@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago
[–] NIB@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago

Literally 1984.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 16 points 3 months ago

Don't tell me what to do

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

It pisses me off

[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago (3 children)

What in the goddamn fuck the peoples who microwaved URINE ? cmon it's waste from your body not food..smh...
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[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Drug tests.

Buy store-bought urine or bring someone else's for the test. It's still gotta be body temp when you use it. So you nuke it for a few seconds before you tape it to your leg on your way in.

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[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

i feel like if they actually wanted to stop this they should just get a separate microwave dedicated to urine heating. if people are doing it to pass a drug test, and the alternative is possibly failing a drug test, then i’m not really sure a sign is going to stop them. better to have a sacrificial microwave.

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[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 7 points 3 months ago

"Ugh, this piss is too cold!"

-R. Kelly

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Someone got sick of cleaning the microwave. I would have put “feces”.

Won’t nobody microwave shit. Ahhhh. Ahahahaha. Hahaha!

You get me! I know you doodoo.

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (3 children)

There’s a story here that I’m not sure I wanna know.

[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

A person was probably heating up some pee on the way to cheat a drug test. They have little thermometer strips on the side, like what you see on a fish tank, to help verify the sample wasn't brought in or tampered with.

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[–] wdx@feddit.org 6 points 3 months ago

The USA flag really brings it all together

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (7 children)

I sit here shaking my head trying to figure out why anyone would use a microwave to heat pee

[–] suburban_hillbilly@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 months ago

Drug tests. A lot of cups have a temperature sensor to foil would be fakers bringing someone else's pee with them.

[–] brap@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

It just doesn't taste the same when it's cold.

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