[-] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

Upon meeting you, given little to no information about you, most people are surprised that you are single (if single).

The vast majority of people smile when they see you.

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First of all, I wonder if this even happens. Have you ever personally witnessed the moment when a car that has only ever idled from show booth to trailer finally got unleashed and driven in earnest? Does it lead to immediate disaster? Is it a glorious symphony of roaring engine and melting tires?

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Rerunning an idea, I'm curious how image generators have improved/changed.

Feel free to break up the words in your username, and let us know if you added anything like "a logo for..." Or "an avatar for..."

Let's run it through as many different generators as you have access to, and see what happens. You might just find your new avatar picture!

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As soon as the guests run out of seconds.

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If this has been done before, I'd love to see video of a race.

I imagine miniature hay bales, stacked tires, and tiny traffic cones to mark the route, and POV drivers and real crowds watching the action all over the golf course.

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What was that one time when a song came on at exactly the right moment to match what was happening around you or to you just then?

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submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Please redirect if there is a more appropriate community for this question.

I'm dealing with dry air, and the humidifiers I had bought before got the tiniest grits of dust or something in them and leaked their whole tank of water. Turns out they needed purified water or distilled water to function long term.

I just want to put tap water into a thing and get humidity into the air. Any suggestions?

Edit, they were indeed ultrasonic humidifiers.

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Tell a fish success is measured by climbing a tree, and he will spend his whole life thinking he's a failure.

What skills, attitudes, personality traits have you seen mismatched to a certain job that later made the individual an awesome worker in another job?

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submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

My idea is that Frosty has taken my Christmas tree off my hands to carry it to the North Pole for safekeeping. This way, I don't have to redecorate next year.

In Copilot Designer, DAL-E 3 Prompt: a muscular snowman running through a snowy meadow. he is carrying a large, lit Christmas tree

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[-] [email protected] 90 points 7 months ago

The top 20 or so most common names today will be the top 20 or so old people names in the future.

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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I like the idea of eating a gingerbread house, so I thought of a large bell jar to cover a cake topped with a gingerbread house as a way to display it and also eat it later.

What do you want to see in your gingerbread house?

[-] [email protected] 89 points 10 months ago

Paying for Amazon Music and using Amazon Music are two different things.

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He says he can't. I'm so bummed.

This club can't even Handel me right now

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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

In Copilot Designer, DAL-E 3 Prompt: lavender garnish cocktail themed show car with a large speaker system

Rolling through the "surprise me" generated prompts, landed on the lavender garnish cocktail. Added the rest and hit generate.

[-] [email protected] 416 points 1 year ago

Well, I'd rather see blankness than another ad.

[-] [email protected] 76 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

From the way this post is written, I think you don't realize how vague your communication style is. Too many possible interpretations of what you said makes it hard to even follow the story you laid out.

Who emailed who about what?

How did someone resend an email that someone else sent?

Re-sending would mean the same coworker sent the email twice.

On rereading, I think you meant that one coworker sent an email to the client, then another coworker that you are having trouble with also sent the same email to the same client.

So, to answer your question, I think they arrive at a different conclusion because they see things differently. Anything that can be interpreted differently will be interpreted differently. The other co workers think they're giving this person set values when in fact they're handing them a set of variables and expecting only one result.

[-] [email protected] 185 points 1 year ago

Lower power density, higher cycle life, safer. Sounds good for stationary power storage.

[-] [email protected] 138 points 1 year ago

Getting out of hand? They've been out of hand for a while.

[-] [email protected] 107 points 2 years ago

Archeologist in 1000 years: "this glass has some interesting etching, must have had some religious significance.

[-] [email protected] 86 points 2 years ago

Fears? I'm excited that these jobs where people are treated like machines until they quit for sanity's sake are getting automated.

[-] [email protected] 67 points 2 years ago

People driving while staring intently at their passenger for way too long.

[-] [email protected] 130 points 2 years ago

"We only use ten percent of our brains."

People genuinely believe this and never learned where it came from.

[-] [email protected] 80 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

If we're patient, we can see it play out a dozen times in YouTube videos without giving Reddit any traffic.

Edit: I am not patient.

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