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[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is how TLOU starts in real life.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (3 children)

An otherwise healthy person can take care of a candida problem by eating a tbsp of coconut oil a day for a week, fyi. It'll cause a big die off of the infection so you'll feel like shit for a couple days while the dead yeast bits flood your waste management system though. Cut back sugar during so you're not feeding the little fuckers while trying to kill them also.

TLOU was cordyceps, the same fungus that makes zombie ants. Thankfully not the same thing.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm glad you don't, because you'll look it up on reputable sources at some point as a result.

Here's one in case anyone else doesn't want to take the time to do that.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (3 children)

C. albicans had the highest susceptibility to coconut oil (100%), with a minimum inhibitory concentration (MIC) of 25% (1:4 dilution)

Unless you eat 1/4 of your body weight in coconut oil this seems to be very irrelevant to human health.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Okay - I'm not going to take this further because I know what candida people are like, but even the title of that paper means it's not relevant to a living human. Orange juice will kill cancer cells in vitro, it's meaningless to extrapolate from that. Maybe a coconut oil massage is in order next time I'm feeling a little thrushy, but that's about it.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I always thought it was a tbsp of maple syrup a day to take care of a canadian problem

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That just turns you more Canadian

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Dude just gave people ideas of how to get revenge on bad landlords, spray some spores on your last day and hope for the worse.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I thought that was the point of the image

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago

That was definitely the joke, yeah

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago

Eh, they'll just cut them back, plaster over the holes and rent it to the next victim.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago

Now that's goblincore af

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Everyone loves a good toilet mushroom

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've never seen the term toilet mushroom before, and here it is all over this thread

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Isn’t it amazing how the coming together of minds from across the world can bring fresh and new vocabulary to the world?

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When I was in high school my family slept on a single mattress in the living room. For some reason I don’t remember, the water from the half bath next to the living room would leak out into the living room, and so the wall separating the living room and half bath would get colonies of mushrooms growing out of the baseboard. Those mushrooms weren’t as exotic as these, tho. I don’t recommend sleeping next to things that give off spores.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't know why but mushrooms growing on things like carpet/flooring really scares me for some reason 😂 😱

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Me too - for me because things like my floor are meant to be durable, and seeing it being destroyed so easily just by some spores flying around discomfits me.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (5 children)

My wife just bought me a pack that's oyster mushroom growing kit. Now I'm scared

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Have fun welcoming Ork Boyz to your house

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

DO grow Golden Teachers. Just ask uncle Ben for help.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Probably a terrible idea, but would these in any way be safe to eat?

Obviously not the toilet mushrooms, but maybe the ones growing out of the chair, cracks in the floor etc would be safe to cook if washed?

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You want to eat the toilet mushroom the most, don't you?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Its already got some nutella on it too

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Mushrooms grow out of rotting organic matter. Oyster mushrooms are all safe to eat so I would imagine that even the toilet shrooms are fine.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (7 children)

It's not an attack, but I will never understand how mushrooms can be appealing to people. I will never be able to grasp it. To me, mushrooms are grotesque and the desire I see in people to eat them is the equivalent of craving spoiled food. The flavor is not enough to counter the texture triggering my gag reflex.

Yeah, yeah. We all have different tastes and stuff. It's just a hard thing to wrap my head around.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

How do you feel about sauerkraut, kimchi, sour cream, cheese, yogurt, Worcestershire sauce, fish sauce, soy sauce, tofu, tempeh, beer, wine, or dry aged meats?

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You can always try the chew test.

Chew a bit and see if you die in 24 hours. If you don't, eat away!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel like this system is flawed but I don't know enough about mushrooms to refute it

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Most certainly not. Fungi/plants take up and bioaccumulate compounds.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is this early stages of Caelid?

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Oyster mushrooms are one of the few known carnivorous mushrooms. They're cool (and edible).

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

I mean, that's an advice I'll happily follow

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Time to burn everything down and start fresh.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Yum roasted mushrooms

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I wonder if they would stall the growth of normal mold, like if they have to compete for the same resources or something.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You should google allelopathy. In addition to competition this is something plants use (and some fungi) to win out.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago

Many oyster mushrooms are, but unless you grew them from a box you know are safe, I would steer clear.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

how long until we see this pop up on a billionaire mindset youtube video?

short on cash? try growing mushrooms in your walls

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