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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 149 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Didn't they add the ability to hide the fact that you're playing those porn games a while back?

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago

They added the ability to hide specific games owned/played recently. Before that the only way was private profile

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Yes and works very well.

[–] [email protected] 88 points 1 year ago

Just get a second account. They're free.

I have a second account for all of my filth, it's easy.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Dude on my friends list leaves it completely public. Always know when he's crankin his hog

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

Pure confidence

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Damn what a power move

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You chose the furry life, anon, it didn’t choose you. Drop the nukes and boldly show your friend the endless depths of your depravity.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

If your friend wouldn't keep you as a friend if you were a furry don't hide it you won't get away with it ask my half cousin that absolute degenerate

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They just added ways to make games private on your game, likely for this exact scenario

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Lol "Anon, I thought you liked video games but your account only has the The Sims with 6 hours played. And how did you get such a high level on your account with only that?"

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You don't have to share your library with your friends. You can keep all that shit to yourself

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So it also doesn't show up at theirs with 'currently playing...'?

Honest question, never bothered to look into it, but always found it weird, that everyone in three friend list sees what I'm doing - although I get the incentive

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yes you can change steam to not show your current game in friend lists

Just shows you as online

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (6 children)

If you're a furry you deserve to be miserable for it.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Hating furries is so 2014 in 9gag stuff

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Worx 9 points 1 year ago

Because it's cool to be mean on the Internet, would be my guess

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Because it's fucking weird. People need to leave animals out of their fucked up perversions.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Being a furry doesn't mean you're into zoophilia or beastiality you know, for a lot of people it isn't even a sexual thing at all. It just means they like anthropomorphic animal characters, idk why people hate it on it so fucking much. Like I'm not watching Disneys Robin Hood and going "ugh the creators of this probably fuck dogs"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I'd rather worry about the fucked up things we let happen to billions of actual animals than what someone gets off to or simply enjoys.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago

Embrace chaos. Keep everything public.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There are furry games on steam. No! No this is terrible. I can’t believe this. Where? Where exactly are the furry games so I can avoid them. Like where specifically?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Well, you're in a green text community, so I guess start with Furry Hitler

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I prefer sex with stalin

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Have him buy the game from a (preferably legit) key reseller and send you the key.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

My thoughts exactly. Asking to become Steam friends just for a one-off bday gift is a bit much.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Give the relative your email address instead of the account. You'll still get the game that way

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

That's what steamkeys are for. They are also more profitable for the creator!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

Steam Gift Card…..

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Just say the game you want is for a console and can they please order a physical copy.

They're a relative so giving them your address isn't weird.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

i know it's not the point of the post, but people that use "which" incorrectly like this really grinds my gears

in which, to which, etc. it isn't that hard

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Can you elaborate on the issue to which you are referring?

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It seems correct? Like "for which I will have no response" and "which I will have no response for." It's not even Yodafied. It's just a mildly complicated construction.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

"Said steam account is filled to the brim with furry shit"

Bruh.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Ask for money instead and then buy it yourself.