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[–] [email protected] 83 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Using the enclosed pipette, siphon off 15ml of the cat's essence.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I spat out my coffee upon reading this

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

You shouldn't do that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Only 15mL and into a syringe, right?

[–] [email protected] 44 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Figure 3

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

NGL, I can't think of a funnier response than this.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just install Linux

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Just install ~~Linux~~ Lynx

[–] [email protected] 35 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Figure one: knowledge. Figure two: my students.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 11 months ago (2 children)

it has this vibe"how to draw an owl" meme: first step is two ellipses, second step is a completed owl

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

It works best to catch the cat while its asleep, then this is mostly accurate :)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I wish I could upvote this twice.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago

How it’s made: Cat foie gras

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago

Manifest v3 implementation plan

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago

How to waste good medicine and get nasty scratches in two easy steps

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

For safety reasons, cigarettes should only be given to cats via specialized cigarette-placement device.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

Fig 2: proper use of assisted suicide device.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

Ve have vays of making you talk.

[–] SickDisturbence 11 points 11 months ago

This pills the cat.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

In a world in which cats do not have legs or claws...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I cannot tell you why, but I can tell you it works. They just let you do it.

Edit: I may not have seen the community or post name. I leave the comment anyway.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

How to eat beans without getting your fingers dirty.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Arch Linux is actually very stable

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Dosing cats with lsd

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

That's too much LSD for cats.

...

Unless?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

EVs are good for the environment

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Now draw an owl....

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

What I have to do every morning.