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[–] dank953@lemmy.world 83 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Using the enclosed pipette, siphon off 15ml of the cat's essence.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I spat out my coffee upon reading this

[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

You shouldn't do that.

[–] SomeoneSomewhere@lemmy.nz 1 points 11 months ago

Only 15mL and into a syringe, right?

[–] tulliandar@lemmy.world 44 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

NGL, I can't think of a funnier response than this.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 43 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Just install ~~Linux~~ Lynx

[–] MythicalThoughts@lemmy.world 35 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Figure one: knowledge. Figure two: my students.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 35 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] deur@feddit.nl 5 points 11 months ago

It works best to catch the cat while its asleep, then this is mostly accurate :)

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

I wish I could upvote this twice.

[–] 4aceb14e@feddit.de 20 points 11 months ago

How it’s made: Cat foie gras

[–] Ringmasterincestuous@aussie.zone 18 points 11 months ago

Manifest v3 implementation plan

[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

How to waste good medicine and get nasty scratches in two easy steps

[–] Clepsydrae@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

For safety reasons, cigarettes should only be given to cats via specialized cigarette-placement device.

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 11 months ago

Fig 2: proper use of assisted suicide device.

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

Ve have vays of making you talk.

[–] SickDisturbence 11 points 11 months ago

This pills the cat.

[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

In a world in which cats do not have legs or claws...

[–] AAA@feddit.de 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I cannot tell you why, but I can tell you it works. They just let you do it.

Edit: I may not have seen the community or post name. I leave the comment anyway.

[–] Werbert@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

How to eat beans without getting your fingers dirty.

[–] themarty27@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 11 months ago

Arch Linux is actually very stable

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 2 points 11 months ago

That's too much LSD for cats.

...

Unless?

[–] Wanderer@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

EVs are good for the environment

[–] Nounka@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Now draw an owl....

[–] GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

What I have to do every morning.