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Surely you mean "to see anything but clouds", right?

Titan is the only object other than Earth where liquid hydrocarbon lakes and seas

The US would like to know your location

It looks far less habitable up close lol.

With its liquids (both surface and subsurface) and robust nitrogen atmosphere, Titan's methane cycle bears a striking similarity to Earth's water cycle, albeit at the much lower temperature of about 94 K (−179 °C; −290 °F).

That's way too cold in my opinion!

Gotta catch em all!

Umm it pretty clearly does.

Source: it comes in blue

People who instantly believe every thought that occurs to them aren't conspiracy theorists per se, but there's not a lot of cleavage in that Venn diagram.

Have we ruled out that the moon might just look like that? Like all fuzzy? How 'bout it, NASA?

JWST primarily looks at very large objects that are far away. Titan (and really everything in the solar system) is relatively close to us, but are tiny in comparison to galaxies/nebulae, so their actual size as they appear in the sky is a lot smaller.

Must've left his glasses back on Earth

I would assume it's because the object is too close. Like trying to do macro photography without a macro lense.

Going from memory here...

Sun, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus/Neptune (don't recall which order those two belong in), Earth, Venus, Mars, Mercury, then finally Titan.

I'll look it up in a moment, but I wanted to post off the top of my head.

yeah, i believe that JWST can't see visible spectrum at all, so this must be infrared light

remember that JWST doesn't do visible spectrum and, regardless, it's specialized for faint distant objects. From JWST's perspective, Titan emits a lot of light. It's kind of like using a telephoto lens to take a picture of your foot.