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[–] [email protected] 153 points 1 year ago (9 children)

Kinda makes a bit more sense when you consider that the school is in Sultan, Washington and it's address is on Turk Drive.

But also: Washington state.... redneck?

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (3 children)

As an European, I can confirm that all Americans (south and north) are Yankee rednecks

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As a Texan, I can't read goddamn thing between my wild diabetes eyes and rampant illiteracy

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

How can you afford wild diabetes in 2024? Even pasture raised costs an arm and a leg.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago

As someone from the east side of the state, it definitely fits. Friends joke that I live in West Idaho.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Outside of Seattle/Tacoma, very redneck. Get up to the mountains where they make all the meth and the cattle farms are pretty redneck too, but they have stripper coffee shacks nearby.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Stripper coffee is where ladies strip? And there's hot beverages?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Pretty much hit the nail on the head right there. That's exactly what they are.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Does it though? Like saying the Germantown school mascot should be the Krauts.

Other Options:

Viziers

Janissaries

Genies

Bombards

Footstools

Istan-Bulls

Harem Girls

Mhmm

Wait, what were we talking about again?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I was about to comment how cool the name Bombards would be, but then I read the Istan-Bulls and sorry but you should be legally obligated to go with that name when it's an option, it's that good.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Better than their previous name: the Constanti-No-Bulls

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why they changed it I can't say

People just liked it better that way

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

And their fans are bull-stans then?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Janissaries

When you want to make it even worse...

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (7 children)

People always expect Oregon and Washington to be super liberal but once you leave the city it's a bunch of hicks in the woods (respectfully)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't even expect Portland to be super liberal. That city has a long history with the KKK.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

They tried to make Oregon a whites only state a long while back. Not even wanting slaves, during 1857 when they applied for Statehood they both banned slavery and any free black people from existing in the state. It was more of a "We don't even want to see them" kind of hatred.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I believe it. Even here in California small mountain towns tend to lean heavily conservative

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes, if you're more than an hour from Seattle/ half an hour from Spokane you're probably in redneck territory

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[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 year ago (3 children)

the fucking turks

If that's the face he makes while he's fucking then I think he's doing it wrong

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's the face he makes when doing yo momma!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

nice, real’ classy

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Maybe he's the one getting fucked...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Cuz, for some reason, he folds it in half before inserting it

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That’s nobody’s business but the Turks!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Even old New York was once New Amsterdam.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't think many actual Turkish people would be offended by this.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

as a Turk, this is fucking awesome

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

We were the Trojans, which is basically just Turks as well.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So this dude knows why Constantinople got the works?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Even though it's been a long time gone?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Yes, but he won't tell you because it's none of your business.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

That's fucking badass

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We had a boring enough mascot, but my highschool had separate black and white homecoming kings & queens... In 1998.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pretty sure that was illegal at the time...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

They're usually done as private parties with invites required and off campus. That way you can't sue the school.

https://observer.com/2019/05/prom-integration-dance-segregation-still-happens/

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (4 children)

My small town's mascot was the Tigers. The next town to the north? Tigers. The town west of us? Their school shut down in 1997, but they were Tigers, too. The town south? Panthers. There is a town in the next county north that also is the Panthers.

Lots of big cats. No Cougars/Pumas/Mountain Lions, despite the fact that they're totally a native species. There was one town whose mascot was the Bobcats.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagine if Turkish people really existed. Wouldn’t that be wild?

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (6 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Are they young? Do they dress in suits and chase Cloud Strife?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Were you allowed to rock the Casbah?

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