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[–] [email protected] 74 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Funny thing about how clean Russia is. Moscow has a spotless city center, and anywhere important is super clean. But as soon as you step outside the usual areas, it's suddenly back to failed-state chique, with random crap just dumped outside of direct view and slowly spilling over.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ever visited underserved areas of the USA? We're talking furniture dumped in barely wooded areas.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You can call them rurals

They can't hear you here, they're all on Facebook

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Lol'd. I've seen it in sparsely wooded areas outside that serves as green space, in midsized cities as well, but yes, mostly rural/small towns.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Their impotent rage amuses me.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Less amusing since they started killing and raping civilians in Ukraine, but I agree. Something is just fascinatingly wrong with the mindset of this country

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don't think a country can even have a mindset. Also, I'd guess that mindset might not be shared equally amongst all Russians

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)

County mindset is called culture

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And assuming everyone thinks like that is called nationalism and jingoism, but we're getting a little credible here

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

But muh others and team sports

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

I'd say it can't possibly be true, but orcs

[–] [email protected] 56 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Keep going, Ivan. You're this close to getting it.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago (2 children)

So close. I've been wondering about ways we can push them over the line of realization. 500,000 dead hasn't done it. A few days ago they lost 65 artillery pieces in a single day. Sure there's lots of soviet production in mothballs but this shit has been going on for two years. How much longer can they go on before the average person realizes - oh shit - we're gonna lose this badly - ?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago

The 500k figure is casualties, not deaths. That includes wounded.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

500k is shit for Russia. Lmao Russia got into the big leagues by throwing tens of millions into a meat grinder and still having fucking more ready to go. They're like ants that have been half drowned in vodka. Every one you popov gets replaced by 4 more.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 10 months ago (2 children)

IKEA makes loans for purchasing their uncomfortable furniture? Their sofas should be reviewed for human rights violations. They're not aspirational.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 10 months ago

Remember, these are the people who consider Adidas tracksuits the epitome of fashion and a status symbol.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

IKEA furniture are not bad at all. 40 years ago or was a standing joke, but the quality has quintupled since then.

You can of course buy the cheapest of cheap in IKEA and it will be less comfortable than the more expensive ones, but couches from IKEA are good.

Hell, most other furniture brands delivers their furniture flat packed as well. It's just easier to build IKEA since they have gotten the instructions down to a t.

When I saw the story about furniture doctor here the other day it just seemed so dumb. Buy flat packed furniture sand assemble it on your living room. Or get the furniture doctor to assemble it, then you don't have to cut it open with power tools....

In short - IKEA and Wasa ftw!!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeh, they have managed to keep the range and attraction that you have both a new student trying to buy the cheapest possible set of furniture for their student flat and some rich retirees fitting out their holiday home buying in the same place.

I got a POÄNG chair, love it. But there are cussions for it that are more expensive than the entire chair I bought!

It's amazing, and probably great for the upsell as there is always something slightly nicer.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Sorry for making fun about your typo, but the thought of a cussion - a cushion that cusses like a sailor every time you sit on it - is too funny.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Poland is the China of Europe. Everything you can do, they can do cheaper.

Also, Poland is much less corrupt and the privatization in the 90s worked a bit better than in Russia, at least it didn't create a powerful class of oligarchs due to less mineral resources. Most of their major companies are relatively young though.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Its called getting money from big daddy EU

Edit: apperently some people missunderstood my comment. Im in no way saying that all their achievements are just eu. All Im saying that especially public infrastructure in poland is strongly substituted by eu. In a lot of cities you can't get on a tram without seeing the big eu logo. And thats not a bad thing. Thats exactly what the eu is for. To help each other out.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Now remove from those numbers the contributions of immigrants workers

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Sorry, Marat, you're not Russian, you're a Tatar. And no one likes Tatars, especially in Russia.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Well, the explanation is a word which, curiously, is similar to the French word for "whore".