I wouldn't change anything, but I would be far less stressed that everything would work out just fine.
this post was submitted on 19 Jun 2024
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TIL that knowledge is for personal gain.
We're all capitalist girls living in a capitalist world.
Come on barbie let's go... accumulate knowledge for the sole purpose of extracting wealth.
Not as fun of a song :/
I'd be sucking dicks for NVIDIA stock money.
You can do that now.
Who says I don't?
So time travel would really just be a means to improve the the SSR? (suckjobs/stock ratio)
P/E ratio. Penis to Earnings
EBITDA = Earnings Before I Took Dick Anally
Be more embracing of what is good in your life.
I'd tell myself not to waste the time, money or energy on college.
I'm not against it in general, but going for a compsci degree when you've already gotten software dev work is definitely a waste of time unless your employer is paying for it. I just let my dad talk me into it after getting out of a bad job. Thankfully I only wasted one semester on it and got out because I found another job.
Still, that turned out to be $4k in loans for just 6 units because I couldn't file my FAFSA in time to qualify for any grants, thanks to my fucking undiagnosed ADHD father who couldn't be bothered to file his taxes or even give me an accurate income required by the form. That was $4k I could have put into savings or invested instead.
Bitcoin
More time with family. Buy a ton of bitcoin for cheap. Give up smoking sooner.
I'd probably just shoot my younger self. It's not suicide when it's murder. Or something. Anyway obliterating the universe with a paradox would definitely be a better result than the hell we're currently living in.
Bitcoin
You saying "right now" kinda ruins it :)
I'd rather take two more hours to collect some data from the stock markets, and how they went up and down after our beloved lunatic CEO's bigmouth accidents.
Buy Bitcoin, short DJT. Stockpile TP.
Mostly stock market shit.
Win the lotto for me and a buddy then toss some into investments and properties to sell/rent at a discounted rate following 2019 in comparison to those who inflated theirs. Instead of 2k/m I'll go $1,500 as long as it's still above the profit line I don't need hoards of wealth from it I kinda enjoy working.
Also I'd probably just dump a bunch of money into my kids name to let it start building interest for them.
AMD stock, or nvidia stock. Idk if anything else would actually change.
She will not keep a single promise