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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 76 points 9 months ago (14 children)

Most meat alternatives like impossible burgers are bullshit.

Ultra processed shit food.

There's a lot of good vegan food that doesn't pretend to be burgers, ribs or anything else besides what is it.

Plus who fucks an animal before you eat it?

[–] Forester@yiffit.net 38 points 9 months ago (5 children)

If you're looking for context, this is a shit post about my recent interactions with a certain community of vegans

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Makes sense, I saw your instance and I had questions that I did not want to ask.

[–] Forester@yiffit.net 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah, we don't associate with those sick fucks either. We just like imaginary porn.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)
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[–] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

Plus who fucks an animal before you eat it?

Everyone eating dairy.

Cows are mammals. They produce milk for their calves, its not something that cows just naturally produce. So the dairy industry only exists from repeated forcible impregnation.

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Y'all mad but this is simply biology.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 25 points 9 months ago (41 children)

Everyone who drinks milk fucks cows?

Am I supposed to take you seriously right now?

[–] Forester@yiffit.net 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Now you see what I've been dealing with

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago (16 children)

I'll just throw a piece of bacon on my cheeseburger tonight in honour of that commenter.

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[–] protist@mander.xyz 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Impossible burgers cooked right on the skillet are pretty damn good, imo. And easy. I'm no vegetarian but we keep them in our weeknight rotation.

Edit: Connect is messing up and I can no longer see some comments below. The study you cite, SMCF, uses the Nova classification system to define ultra-processed foods, meaning that category contains "soft drinks, sweet or savoury packaged snacks, confectionery; packaged breads and buns; reconstituted meat products and pre-prepared frozen or shelf-stable dishes." This gives you no information on Impossible burgers' impact on cardiovascular disease, it only gives you a trend among people who eat all of the above. I would suspect the reality is Impossible meat contributes to CVD slightly more than straight-up vegetables and significantly less than red meat.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago (15 children)

That’s fine, just remember they’re junk food and not the health food people seem to think they are.

[–] 5wim@slrpnk.net 17 points 9 months ago (16 children)

They have more protein, fiber, and iron than beef.

Red meat consumption has been shown to increase risks of heart disease, stroke, diabetes, and cancer, full stop.

I don't know what a "health food" would be, but I would probably classify them as foods that are healthier alternatives to foods that are proven bad for your health. Which is what "Impossible" etc. are.

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[–] olutukko@lemmy.world 63 points 9 months ago (3 children)

but... they do fund the meat alternatives. thry literally pay money for that shit? I guess thst's ehy it's a shitpost

[–] androogee@midwest.social 58 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

I'm not even a vegetarian and I've heard way more fellow meat eaters fucking constantly bitching about vegans than I've ever heard vegans being annoying about it.

Just feels like whiny baby bullshit honestly.

[–] Nelots@lemm.ee 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Tbf, there are way more non-vegans than there are vegans. I feel like this should be expected to an extent. This meme is dumb though. What vegan is out there calling non-vegans rapists?

[–] lastweakness@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

What vegan is out there calling non-vegans rapists?

I've been told that before. Not being vegan implies you support terrible breeding practices which makes you a rapist... apparently... Which is especially dumb considering nobody likes the terrible breeding practices to begin with

[–] Longpork3@lemmy.nz 21 points 9 months ago

Nobody likes the practice, the difference is that vegans take a moral stand and choose not to contribute to it, while meat eaters shrug it off and continue to pay the people committing those acts, because they'd rather cows get anally fisted and forcibly impregnated than drink a milk with a different flavour.

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[–] Mighty@lemmy.world 54 points 9 months ago (2 children)

You know what's "funny". Vegans DO fund not only alternatives but also meat subsidies with the taxes on vegan food. For meat to be as cheap as it is, a lot of tax money is going into the industry

[–] Demuniac@lemmy.world 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Also, who says vegans don't support these ventures and call people murderers at the same time. We can have both.

[–] Ganbat@lemmyonline.com 16 points 9 months ago (6 children)

The screaming, raging, seething and antagonizing only serves to make people less receptive to such ventures.

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[–] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 53 points 9 months ago (3 children)

The best thing for a vegan to do is to keep being a vegan. Seriously, just keep on doing it.

It doesn't mean evangelise, it doesn't mean denigrate, it means just carry on doing what works for you.

If you're insulting other folks, or trying to push a lifestyle, odds are folks don't dislike you because you're vegan.

[–] ramirezmike@programming.dev 28 points 9 months ago (2 children)

idk, I'm a meat eater and if it wasn't for vegans evangelizing I really wouldn't know how messed up meat production is. We allow some seriously cruel shit to fellow sentient beings, far beyond just killing them, and no one wants to think about it.

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[–] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Sorry, best thing for a vegan to do in order to do what?

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[–] yesman@lemmy.world 49 points 9 months ago (3 children)

This is ironic because the argument concedes vegan ideology, it's just attacks them for not doing more. At this point the carnists are not really arguing, they're negotiating terms of surrender.

Most meat consumers already suspect vegans are right. We get aggravated because we'd rather ignore that question. And a vegan threatens to force the issue, even in our own mind. If you've ever wondered why vegans inspire automatic hostility, ridicule, and derision it's because they threaten a carnists identity as a good person just by existing.

[–] Clent@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Nope. Vegans are fine. Veganist like you are religious nut jobs. You've created narratives and then act like anyone who doesn't agree with you is the bad guy. Not unlike the far right or any other extremist group.

That feeling of your existence being a threat is the same feeling any other authoritarian feels.

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago (2 children)

anyone who doesn’t agree with you is the bad guy.

You seem a little defensive. Threatened even.

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[–] naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 9 months ago (4 children)

I consider myself a flexitarian, I adopt puppies, give them a good life till they're about 2 years old, then humanely slaughter them and eat them. The stuff I don't eat I backfeed to the next round of puppies.

I am so with this post, what I do is so much more sustainable and humane than anything that happens on a farm. Extremists harrassing me should fund lab grown meat instead. Really this is more ethical than eating beans because of crop deaths.

[–] Nevoic@lemm.ee 36 points 9 months ago (6 children)

Your mistake here was saying "puppies" too early. You have to lead with a couple paragraphs of how you're a flexitarian who has a farm and humanely raised animals like pets and then slaughters and feed them to your family.

Then list off the animals you exploit, cows, pigs, dogs, chickens, cats and ducks. Then their brain gets hit with the dissonance of "wait why did I support this and then stop the second they said 'dog'?" That jarring experience can work for the intellectually honest type.

Saying it too early means they can categorize your post as satire easily and not engage with it at all mentally.

[–] naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Eh, mostly I'm just pointing out how stupid this is to anyone with half a brain in their head.

We have animal rights legislation and morals for reasons, and nobody who like protests whaling gets criticised for not growing fake whale meat. You might disagree on where the line should be but it's just outing yourself as someone with underdeveloped theory of mind if you don't understand why people might feel strongly about it being further down the tree of life.

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[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 43 points 9 months ago (23 children)

I get so scared to interact with the vegan users on here. And I am on their side.

But like why do I see people getting harrassed and banned for like admitting out loud they love cheese too much so that they haven’t been able to find a replacement yet but they are looking?

Why does veganism manifest in such a scary way here? Speaking as someone who participates in non-scary vegan commities 😭I wish the vegan movement so much success and I don’t want that to result in a schism on here but I feel like doing harrassment and name calling doesn’t work well. Just like, be kind.

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 23 points 9 months ago (2 children)

It's just how internet activist groups work. Most people aren't motivated to improve things for their cause, they're motivated to prove to others in their group how zealous they are. The more outlandish and untrue the things they say are, the more they prove their loyalty to the cause and the more points they'll get from others in the group.

It's the same pattern of behavior for every internet activist group. Whether it's a vegan group, a socialist group, a MAGA group, an antivax group, Qanon, whatever. Promoting the cause doesn't really matter, it's about promoting yourself to others within the cause. Which is why you see insane lies about every kind of contentious issue. They aren't trying to convince you, they're trying to convince the others in the group how dedicated they are to the cause. "I'm willing to lie to help the cause!" gets a lot of points from the people already supporting the cause.

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[–] blackris@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Look at it like that: Many people become vegan because they realize that there is no magical difference between humans (or dogs, cats and so on) and the animals who are raised to be slaughtered. We all feel pain, fear and grief. So a society that kills sentient animals and eats or wears parts of their dead bodies is not too different then one which does that with their fellow humans. How angry would you be to live in such a horrible society?

The only reason to not being angry all the time is, that I needed more than 30 years to realize those things myself. How we are handling most animals, how we are torturing and killing them is normalized. It is really hard to get from "steak yummy" to a vegan world view. How can I expect that other people change their ways just like that?

It is still fucking sad and I totally get, why some vegans are so angry. Live and let live is the most cynical shit one could say in this situation.

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[–] Nevoic@lemm.ee 19 points 9 months ago (8 children)

MLK said it best, so I'll just quote him directly:

I must confess that over the past few years I have been gravely disappointed with the white moderate. I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro’s great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen’s Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is more devoted to “order” than to justice; who prefers a negative peace which is the absence of tension to a positive peace which is the presence of justice; who constantly says: “I agree with you in the goal you seek, but I cannot agree with your methods of direct action”; who paternalistically believes he can set the timetable for another man’s freedom; who lives by a mythical concept of time and who constantly advises the Negro to wait for a “more convenient season.”

When moderates advocate for "kindness" or "civility", they're advocating for negative peace; the absence of tension. Vegans advocate for positive peace; the presence of justice. When activists advocate for positive peace, in the face of those who deny said justice, tensions rise and moderates fall back to this common trope.

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[–] Beaver@lemmy.ca 36 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Meat eater felt threatened.

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[–] magi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (6 children)

I'm not a vegan (yet) but I have a lot of respect for those who are. I would love to see some developments in cruelty-free lab grown meat and just hope it won't be full of shit.

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[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 31 points 9 months ago (6 children)

Nooooo, because shame and insults are clearly the best ways to get people to switch over to your ideology. /s

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[–] Ganbat@lemmyonline.com 28 points 9 months ago (10 children)

Can't help but notice the sudden influx of downvotes for any comment that isn't making the claim that all farmers fuck cows. It's almost like some kind of brigade.

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[–] Vej@lemm.ee 23 points 9 months ago (12 children)

Former vegan, long term vegetarian; I don't even like telling people I am a vegetarian because of the agresive ones.

If you want a meat alternative try black bean burgers or falafel. Both are solid options.

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[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 19 points 9 months ago (2 children)

This comment section gonna be spicy~

Tbh I kinda agree with you, calling someone a murderer or rapist for eating meat is overboard; however the biggest issue I have is the pretentious and self-righteous attitude that vegans have. Like, cool, you don't eat meat, good for you! I agree that commercially raised farm animals are often abused, and that even animals raised by small, private farms don't always get to lead their best lives.^1 At the same time though, you're not making your cause look good.

Yes, I might honestly be a better person if I stop eating meat, dairy and buying any form of animal product; but I'm also gonna be associated with assholes with overinflated egos. I'm distanced enough from the slaughter that the overinflated ego is more of a turnoff than the slaughtering of animals.

Is that how it should be? No, but that's how humans usually work. The object perceived to be closer is a higher priority than the object perceived to be further away. Animal slaughter is perceived as being further away than being associated with assholes, so the fear of being associated with assholes is a greater "threat" than the inhumane treatment of animals.

Be a vegan if you want, or don't. You're honestly probably a better, healthier person if you're vegan (though you probably have your head up your ass about it), because your diet and spending habits are less likely to contribute to climate change, animal cruelty, and because you have to be conscious about what you eat, your food is likely healthier.

Just... Don't be an ass about it, dude.

Instead of accusing people of being "carnists", talk about a good (totally-not-vegan) dish you had recently. Instead of accusing people of murder, talk about the pros and cons of real leather vs faux leather.^2 Instead of telling people they're animal rapists, talk about new sources of cow's milk.

I swear I recently read about a technically vegan blue cheese that won and then got disqualified from a cheese competition because the milk it was made from was technically synthetic cow's milk that had been derived from fungi or something. Talk about that shit. That is pretty fucking cool. Fungus milk that's virtually identical to cow's milk? That's awesome!

Meat eating and the damage it causes is far off in most people's rear-view mirrors, and many people don't know or don't have time to find ways of getting off the meat highway. They don't know about alternatives or up-and-coming technologies related to meat substitutes. Being an ass is only going to turn people away; if you really care, then you'll understand that you have to take people's hands and take baby steps with them. And no, you can't get angry when they mess up. You're helping a baby to walk, if you get angry then they'll just get angry, demoralized, frustrated with you or themselves, or something else, and you risk them giving up. If you actually care though, then you don't want them to give up, and that means you have to grit your teeth and bear it when they complain about how something sucks or admit they have a "guilty pleasure" like dairy ice cream.


Some additional notes:

^1 imo meat should only be harvested from animals that have died from age-related causes. "But the meat will be too tough!" Yeah? Hispanic people figured out how to deal with that a long time ago. Make fajitas! I still eat meat anyway though, despite knowing they're slaughtered and don't die of old age.

^2 when it comes to leather, my experience is that natural leather lasts a lot longer than faux leather, and faux leather tends to use plastics. Additionally, I've heard that while "leather is a byproduct of the meat industry" is mostly a myth, it's my understanding that there are "ethical" ways of getting leather, e.g. by taking cast-offs that'd normally be trashed, leather harvested from animals that have died from old age; you just have to be very conscious about where you're buying leather from. I'd be curious if anyone knows about any non-petroleum-based faux or lab-grown leathers. I mean, it's literally just skin, how hard can it really be to grow that in a lab?

[–] Nachorella@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I love being an annoying vegan because it was annoying vegans who made me go vegan. I was once like you, I knew the animal ag industry was fucked, but I still liked eating meat and dairy. Then eventually the cognitive dissonance caught up to me and I realised that enjoying meat and dairy wasn't a good enough excuse to support a cruel industry that is quite literally destroying the planet.

At least you're not in denial about what you're supporting and you're not spreading misinformation. I'm chill with that, but I think you're wrong about what's effective at converting people to veganism.

PS: people make pineapple and cactus leathers nowadays, I've heard of a mushroom based one, too. Not sure on how the durability and longevity compares just yet but it seems pretty tough so far. Also not sure on the processes involved and how 'clean' they are.

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[–] Martineski@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 9 months ago

This post reminded me why I had this community blocked for several months until recently.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago

I have removed way too many posts for incivility, so I will be locking this thread and going through it to remove the rest.

Just because you feel strongly about a subject does not give you reason to break rule 1.

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