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[–] [email protected] 123 points 1 year ago (2 children)

He didn't have to edit in defined abs, but he went above and beyond the call.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

He specifically asked for that

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I mean, he literally had to edit in some torso, so I don't think he went above and beyond when it wasn't extra work...

[–] [email protected] 117 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I will never get tired of comedy responses to photoshop requests. It's just a timeless classic.

[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Well that's good, because I'm probably going to keep posting these to lemmy when I find them.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

This is the way.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I'd happily subscribe

[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Her jawline is unbelievable. She's like a more beautiful thwomp from mario

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

thanks I can't unsee it bow

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Pretty sure that's a mask. I saw one with just that face at the 99 cent store.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

That girl is getting that guy a gym membership and a new stylist.

I have no doubt that if I showed this to.my wife she'd be like...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago

I mean, this looks like a slam dunk win to me. Guy looks way hotter in a crop top.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

whats wrong with a tucked in shirt ?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Perhaps the young bro wants to play the fool

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

cant fault a man for that

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

I mean, yeah, he needs to get that new hairstyle ASAP.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What happened to her face, omg...

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Genuinely, eat shit you bullying weird asshole and go back to reddit.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Imagine downvoting you for being against of body shaming. Lemmy isn't as wholesome as it likes to pretend to be.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Lol, lookin' like a Minecraft character.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

i shouldn't be surprised that so many people on lemmy haven't seen women IRL but Jesus Christ... touch grass, people.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I don't want to be too mean to the chick or come off as racist(she is white right?) but I think she has literal slant eyes like maybe at a ten degree angle

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you have to start a sentence with "I don't want to be racist but..." That's probably a thought you should keep to yourself if you don't want people to think you're racist

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can't say I care that much I just was hoping to point to it as a something wrong with her face, so abliest over racist I guess but that doesn't sound good iether

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What about that picture indicates she's disabled? Why say something that is solely to point out some random persons perceived flaws? How did you think anything you've written in these comments was pertinent/contributed to anything? The fact that you thought you were being either racist or ableist with your comments and decided to post them anyway is mind boggling

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Look I don't think a was being racist I was just trying to cover my bases because I've been told I'm terrible at not just thinking everyone I see is white, you know unless it's super obvious

I only really felt comfortable saying what I said because I was like 99 percent sure she wasn't from some group where that would be a slur against her, the ableist thing was me assuming that look based stuff would be covered under that

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe the better thing to concentrate on is why you felt like that comment was necessary. You didn't seem to have a goal behind it, other than drawing more attention. It's really not relevant to the discussion or the post. So why post it? It felt like your intention was just to talk shit about a random person, and maybe you should think about that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

uh sure I just have never seen something like that before like I had to check both sides of the image to make sure her face wasn't edited too

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (8 children)

We get it: she's not your type. She is out having fun with her boyfriend having a drink. Honestly, your language just seems like mean juvenile bullying shit.

She, or people she knows, may end up reading your bullying post.

Honestly, did you really hope to learn something from your comment or gain a perspective? No, of course it's fucking bullying.

How does her ethnic background or facial characteristics (as shown in a single photo while she's out with her boyfriend at a cocktail place) relate to the funny part of the tweet? Can't it just be a funny tweet?

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you don't want to be mean or racist, then shut up maybe? Why do you people always have to type out your mean shit and click send?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Because I thought coming across as racist or mean would be unlikely, maybe it would have looked better to not try and use that defence

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not to be an asshole, but you sir are an idiot

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You don't have to sound like my teachers

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's her makeup and artifact correction making it look that way. It even gave her a bit of a squared jaw.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

"a bit"!? I'm pretty sure she starred in The Tick...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Underrated show of the millennium

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I snorted when I read this and my coffee got blown out my nose all over everything but also inhaled back via my nose and I was having a rough time. In short this nearly killed me

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

If Emily Deschanel and The Tick had a baby...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I like the camera man cameo in the reflection

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