As an added bonus, I can also use my wife's lower back to rest my poutine. She says it provides a nice warming sensation.

Followed by X-Files of course.

Personally I'm all about that Exclusion Zone kush

Did someone say turnover? 'Cause I've got the munchies

None of them need dashes. I guess two is my favorite if I have to have a dash.

There is a standard, compound modifiers preceding the noun. There are also exceptions, proper nouns and their transformations don’t get hyphenated.

Phrases containing a proper noun should not be hyphenated.

On behalf of all Nordic countries, I approve of this.

Including end zones, an American football field is precisely 360 feet long and 160 feet wide, or approximately 110m x 50m. The area is 1.32 acres.

It's precisely defined so I'm okay with it being used as an area of length or area, especially since virtually all Americans have personal experience with football fields, having at the very least been required to run four laps of the quarter-mile track you usually find wrapped around one.

The regulation appears to be based on the area of the plot, not the dimensions. By assigning explicitly annotated dimensions it can confuse the intended message more than using a goofy but useful analogy.