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[–] [email protected] 136 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Funny how CrowdStrike already sounds like some malware’s name.

[–] [email protected] 76 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It literally sounds like a DDoS!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago

Botnet if you will

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Not too surprising if the people making malware, and the people making the security software are basically the same people, just with slightly different business models.

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[–] [email protected] 133 points 8 months ago (2 children)

This is, in a lot of ways, impressive. This is CrowdStrike going full "Hold my beer!" about people talking about what bad production deploy fuckups they made.

[–] [email protected] 93 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You know you’ve done something special when you take down somebody else’s production system.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)

*production systems around whole world

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm volunteering to hold their beer.

Everyone remember to sue the services not able to provide their respective service. Teach them to take better care of their IT landscape.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Typically auto-applying updates to your security software is considered a good IT practice.

Ideally you'd like, stagger the updates and cancel the rollout when things stopped coming back online, but who actually does it completely correctly?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Applying updates is considered good practice. Auto-applying is the best you can do with the money provided. My critique here is the amount of money provided.

Also, you cannot pull a Boeing and let people die just because you cannot 100% avoid accidents. There are steps in between these two states.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago (2 children)

you cannot pull a Boeing and let people die

You say that, but have you considered the savings?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago

People are temporary. Money is forever.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I have. They are not mine. The dead people could be.

Edit: I understand you were being sarcastic. This is a topic where I chose to ignore that.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (12 children)

That's totally fair. :)

I work at a different company in the same security space as cloudstrike, and we spend a lot of time considering stuff like "if this goes sideways, we need to make sure the hospitals can still get patient information".

I'm a little more generous giving the downstream entities slack for trusting that their expensive upstream security vendor isn't shipping them something entirely fucking broken.
Like, I can't even imagine the procedureal fuck up that results in a bsod getting shipped like that. Even if you have auto updates enabled for our stuff, we're still slow rolling it and making sure we see things being normal before we make it available to more customers. That's after our testing and internal deployments.

I can't put too much blame on our customers for trusting us when we spend a huge amount of energy convincing them we can be trusted to literally protect all their infrastructure and data.

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[–] Legendarylootz 104 points 8 months ago (2 children)

The real malware is the security software we made along the way.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 8 months ago (1 children)

We've known that since Norton and McAfee.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

At least McAfee's antics were entertaining

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 8 months ago (4 children)

The answer is obviously to require all users to change their passwords and make them stronger. 26 minimum characters; two capitals, two numbers, two special characters, cannot include '_', 'b' or the number '8', and most include Pi to the 6th place.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Great! Now when I brute force the login, I can tell my program to not waste time trying '_', 'b' and '8' and add Pi to the 6th place in every password, along with 2 capitals, 2 numbers and 2 other special characters.

Furthermore, I don't need to check passwords with less than 26 characters.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago

What’s the saying about dying a hero or becoming the villain?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago (6 children)

ItS NoT A wInDoWs PrObLeM -- Idiots, even on Lemmy

[–] [email protected] 47 points 8 months ago

I genuinely can't tell at whom you are addressing this. Those claiming it is a Windows problem or those that say otherwise?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (7 children)

You can not like windows, and also recognize that CrowdStrike isn't from Microsoft - so a problem that CrowdStrike caused isn't the fault of Windows.

If that makes me a idiot by holding two different ideas in my head, so be it, but you are spending time with us, so thank you for elevating us!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago

I'm sorry, but distinguishing between different concepts is forbidden here. You go straight to jail.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Hi, idiot here. Can you explain how it is a windows problem?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's a problem affecting Windows, not problem caused by Windows I guess.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

If you patch a security vulnerability, who's fault is the vulnerability? If the OS didn't suck, why does it need a 90 billion dollar operation to unfuck it?

Redhat is VALUED at less than that.

https://pitchbook.com/profiles/company/41182-21

It's a fucking windows problem.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (7 children)

Sure, but they weren't patching a windows vulnerability, windows software, or a security issue, they were updating their software.

I'm all for blaming Microsoft for shit, but "third party software update causes boot problem" isn't exactly anything they caused or did.

You also missed that the same software is deployed on Mac and Linux hosts.

Hell, they specifically call out their redhat partnership: https://www.crowdstrike.com/partners/falcon-for-red-hat/

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Crowdstrike completely screwed the pooch with this deploy but ideally, Windows wouldn’t get crashed by a bas 3rd party software update. Although, the crashes may be by design in a way. If you don’t want your machine running without the security software running, and if the security software is buggy and won’t start up, maybe the safest thing is to not start up?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Are we acting like Linux couldn't have the same thing happen to it? There are plenty of things that can break boot.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago

CrowdStrike also supports Linux and if they fucked up a Windows patch, they could very well fuck up a linux one too. If they ever pushed a broken update on Linux endpoints, it could very well cause a kernel panic.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, it's a crowd strike issue. The software is essentially a kernel module, and a borked kernel module will have a lot of opportunities to ruin stuff, regardless of the OS.

Ideally, you want your failure mode to be configurable, since things like hospitals would often rather a failure with the security system keep the medical record access available. :/. If they're to the point of touching system files, you're pretty close to "game over" for most security contexts unfortunately. Some fun things you can do with hardware encryption modules for some cases, but at that point you're limiting damage more than preventing a breach.

Architecture wise, the windows hybrid kernel model is potentially more stable in the face of the "bad kernel module" sort of thing since a driver or module can fail without taking out the rest of the system. In practice.... Not usually since your video card shiting the bed is gonna ruin your day regardless.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"even on Lemmy"

Like this is some highbrow collection of geniuses here?

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (7 children)

Because it isn't. Their Linux sensor also uses a kernel driver, which means they could have just as easily caused a looping kernel panic on every Linux device it's installed on.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Maybe this is a case of hindsight being 20/20 but wouldn't they have caught this if they tried pushing the file to a test machine first?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's not hindsight, it's common sense. It's gross negligence on CS's part 100%

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I saw one rumor where they uploaded a gibberish file for some reason. In another, there was a Windows update that shipped just before they uploaded their well-tested update. The first is easy to avoid with a checksum. The second...I'm not sure...maybe only allow the installation if the windows update versions match (checksum again) :D

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Now threat actors know what EDR they are running and can craft malware to sneak past it. yay(!)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Smart threat actors use the EDR for distribution. Seems to be working very well for whoever owned Solar Winds.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

A real Anakin arc right here.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

SHOULD'VE USED OPENBSD LMAO

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yes but the difference is one of them is also going to help you fix it.

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