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[–] [email protected] 173 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (14 children)

Dear Young Folk,

Physical aging happens ridiculously fast. Faster than you imagine. The years just tick away like minutes.

Mental aging goes much slower (barring dementia or other malidies, of course).

The crazy thing is that even once older (I'll turn 60 this year) your view of yourself quite often feels like you're still much younger.

I internally feel perpetually 30-35. Until I try to (say) run or sprint, or jump off something, then... oh my. I really am 60. Another example: my brain knows how to throw a fast ball (ingrained from when I was a teenager). If I actually try... uhh.. no go. My arm revolts.

I've even asked my 83 year old mom how her internal self feels. She says the same - still feels like she did in her 30s on the inside. On the outside she has to intentionally walk very carefully so as not to fall and break something.

Moral of the story? Enjoy that young body while you have it. Seriously. It won't last.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm 38 and right around 34-35 is when you start to notice it IMO. I have minor scoliosis in two places and I threw out my back getting out of bed one morning when I was like 34.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (3 children)

It really hit me in my early 40s. When i noticed my hair thinning.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

My hair-thinning had gotten really bad, plus a wealth of other health issues. It was only when I realized that I had been taking high-dosed tranquilizers every day, starting in the morning, that I could admit to myself that I had a stress problem. On top of my objectively ridiculous workload, I started interviewing, and it took a long, very painful year to find a new job that was better in every way. And wouldn't you know, within a year, my hair grew back so thick that I could hardly run a comb through it even when it was short and wet. It took a few more years for most of my other, stress-related issues to abate, though.
And to counteract some of the negativity in this thread, some people positively don't seem to age, especially those regularly working out. I've known men and women that looked exactly the same over 20, even 30 years.
TLDR: Work out for fun, and don't ever get salaried.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I'm 43 and the thinning hair the only real indication so far. I stretch, and lift weights so that I can stay fit enough to surf, and I ride my Ebike everywhere that I can. As long as you stay active, you don't really feel it till your 70s or 80s. Eat your veggies kids. You can't outrun your diet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I have had constant physical pain since my 20s, and had to to accept being bald before I turned 30.

Speed running life, basically.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm only in my 30s, but it was quite a wake up call, when I noticed my body simply started "failing" in small ways. Knee injury wasn't just a week of "taking it slow", but months, and it's still not really good. If you go to the doctor, you'll suddenly get diagnoses like "yeah, that's how it'll stay now".

The really disturbing thing though is seeing your friends age. That dude who got all the girls in school now has more trenches on his face than Verdun, the super good looking girl now is a woman and becomes a pudgier each year, hair gets gray, skin gets loose. You don't notice that on yourself so much.

And on a social note: the world is shrinking. Those kitchen parties with 30 people you barely know, but met a bunch of new friends are gone. Most of the people you knew in school or university are gone. You try to keep in touch, but that's hard after years of separation. Those who are still close have barely any time left and just hanging out for no reason this evening is no more.

Having a full time job, family and friends simply doesn't work. And that sucks.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Are you saying I should try to make the most of Uni life? (Or potentially get myself one if I'm locked at home)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

You don't really have to do anything special to make the most of life. Different people like different things; and whatever you choose to do is likely to be valuable to you. Just be mindful that that you don't sleep-walk through it all. Make the most of it by being conscious of it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

I was trying to explain this to my kids - about the mental aging part. Mentally, I don't feel any different than I did 25 years ago. I don't even know what mentally aging would feel like, other than dementia or something like you mentioned.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

I was blessed with a strong body. Even as I age my reflexes are still there. My whole body coordination still exists. I am still strong, physically adaptable, and can lose weight easily. Any physical activity is not yet out of reach I've found. However...

My metabolism has slowed.

Injuries heal slower.

I have some pains I didn't have before.

I do get tired more easily.

It catches us all in different ways. I've been luckier than most in some aspects, feel it I still do and it'll only get worse.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 8 months ago (1 children)

he's over 60 now, isn't he? like, what the fuck do you want?

also i think he looks better on the right.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

I was going to say, I think he aged pretty well despite his silly opinions of late

[–] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago

At 62 years of age he is aging beautifully, that’s what the fuck is happening

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago (2 children)

This kids, is what dating Jenny McCarthy will do to you.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Have you ever seen his first movie? It was a cheesy horror/comedy called Once Bitten and it is terrible but still really fun to watch lol

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Never even heard of it! I'll have to check it out

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Quick preview.

It's another awesomely bad movie.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

Looks like classic Jim Carrey, lol

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Heh, the response is exactly what I thought of as a response before scrolling down further to see that some motherfucker out there went and stole my thoughts from the future just so they could put it online.

What a vulgar display of power.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Readers added context they thought people might want to know: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vulgar_Display_of_Power

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

A NEW LEVEL
OF CONFIDENCE
AND POWER!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Honestly will all the crazy shit he does with his face I'm Suprised there's not twice as many wrinkles. This is probably him toxin'

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (6 children)

Wait do you think moving your face / smiling causes wrinkles?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Doesn't it? That's where the wrinkles on your knuckles come from. Your skin forms wrinkles where it creases often.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Hmmm Is that why I don’t have any in the middle of my forearm.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

As opposed to...? There's a reason you hear about "smile lines" and the like.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

That, Satan, or masturbation. No one is really certain which.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

Took the mask off too

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

When I grow up, I'm never getting old!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I think there are also differences in the camera setup that makes his face seem slimmer or wider respectively.

I am no photographer but I've played around with focal length, zoom and distance before.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Yeah it all ultimately depends on the ratio of the distances to different parts of the subject.

Take a headshot from a foot away, and his ears might be 1.5x that distance away. Take it from ten feet away, and now his ears are 1.05x the distance. That makes their size similarly shaped too. Sometimes called compression, as in compressing the foreground and background together.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Well, he's not smiling in the more recent picture either. He has kind of a sad expression.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

Left picture, newborn. Right picture, 95 year old.

"Is this cuz drugs?"

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

No way his hair is still pigmented like that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Shit just having it would be a win in my book.

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