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“My son, who is seven, is in the hotel room with me,” Vance told the podcast about the phone call he got from former President Donald Trump on the first day of the RNC to tell him he was his veep pick. “And he is really into Pokemon cards right now, he’s going through a Pokemon phase... I mean he’s really into it, so he is trying to talk to me about Pikachu and I am on the phone with Donald Trump, I’m like ‘son, shut the hell up for 30 seconds about Pikachu,’” Vance told the podcast.
Vance is going to find out that his political career is just a phase, but his kid will be into Pokemon forever.
Ehh, not interrupting someone when they're making a phone call is pretty basic manners.
Sure, "basic" manners that we can expect of adults. Yelling at kids to shut the hell up doesn't teach them manners, it teaches them to stop sharing their interests with you.
Does it say in the article that he yelled at his kid?
I like how you made it really easy to tell you're a troll, so my decision to block you comes with very little wasted energy, thanks
Weirdo.
omg childless cat ladies are the greatest evil
Who the fuck is J.D. Vance?
He’s just some weirdo.
He's that one guy that works at Vance Refrigeration, I think
Weird guy who admitted to fucking a couch
Technically he didn't admit it. Just didn't deny it.
We both know the truth
So does the couch. But no word from them yet. Might be undercover.
James David Vance the Couch Penetrance
He's an entitled suburbanite shithead cosplaying as an Appalachian (which he is not and never has been).
Trump's pick for Vice President. I didn't know who he was until he was announced, either.
He's a politician in the United States.
You might remember him as James Bowman.
JD Vance talks about a fictionalized fantasy world made for entertainment and most importantly profit after he tells his son to shut up about Pokemon.
For those on platforms that can't see the link: https://12ft.io/https://www.thedailybeast.com/jd-vance-told-his-son-to-shut-the-hell-up-about-pokemon-while-talking-to-trump