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[–] [email protected] 47 points 9 months ago (1 children)

“My son, who is seven, is in the hotel room with me,” Vance told the podcast about the phone call he got from former President Donald Trump on the first day of the RNC to tell him he was his veep pick. “And he is really into Pokemon cards right now, he’s going through a Pokemon phase... I mean he’s really into it, so he is trying to talk to me about Pikachu and I am on the phone with Donald Trump, I’m like ‘son, shut the hell up for 30 seconds about Pikachu,’” Vance told the podcast.

Vance is going to find out that his political career is just a phase, but his kid will be into Pokemon forever.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ehh, not interrupting someone when they're making a phone call is pretty basic manners.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Sure, "basic" manners that we can expect of adults. Yelling at kids to shut the hell up doesn't teach them manners, it teaches them to stop sharing their interests with you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Does it say in the article that he yelled at his kid?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I like how you made it really easy to tell you're a troll, so my decision to block you comes with very little wasted energy, thanks

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago

omg childless cat ladies are the greatest evil

[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago (8 children)

Who the fuck is J.D. Vance?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago

He’s just some weirdo.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago

He's that one guy that works at Vance Refrigeration, I think

[–] borf 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Weird guy who admitted to fucking a couch

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Technically he didn't admit it. Just didn't deny it.

[–] borf 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

So does the couch. But no word from them yet. Might be undercover.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

James David Vance the Couch Penetrance

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

He's an entitled suburbanite shithead cosplaying as an Appalachian (which he is not and never has been).

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Trump's pick for Vice President. I didn't know who he was until he was announced, either.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

He's a politician in the United States.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

You might remember him as James Bowman.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

JD Vance talks about a fictionalized fantasy world made for entertainment and most importantly profit after he tells his son to shut up about Pokemon.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago