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[–] [email protected] 231 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Hey! I once hacked that guy. Dude had left every port open.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 6 months ago

Hah! What an idiot.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Your comment has 127 points. Would be funny if mine has 0, the comment below mine too, but than someone has 1 point.

Anyways. How are you doing today?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I don't think 201.-9 is a valid IP path 🤔

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I live it when a plan... falls apart

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[–] [email protected] 154 points 6 months ago (4 children)

I look forward to them trying to DDOS that address

[–] [email protected] 125 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Oh shit, he's good. He DDOS'd me right back.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What kind of resources does this guy have? I don't think governments can even do proportional and instantaneous DDOS responses. I messed with the wrong dude.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Did you try to hack a Gibson from your home?

[–] [email protected] 106 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Okay back in the days of IRC, I met this script kiddie who said he’d hack me, just give him my IP address. So I sent him his IP address and he disappeared suddenly.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What good is a script kiddie if they cannot find an IP?

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (3 children)

There was that one bash.org quote where a script kiddie was given 127.0.0.1 as part of an "oh yeah I dare you" taunt after he said he could hack anyone, and he fell for it hook line and sinker. He was posting things like "Hahaha your K drive is being deleted! Now your H drive! [connection reset by peer]" and right after that the challenger was like "I don't even have a K drive."

(RIP bash.org though. I would have tried to link it otherwise)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Bash.org is gone!?! No!!!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yeah. RIP bash.org, where introverted people could read chat logs of other like-minded introverts. And I don't even /s this, I genuinely miss this stuff...

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Average hosts file (> 100k loc) in Windows. Or did they fix this?

[–] [email protected] 142 points 6 months ago (2 children)

My IP is in this photo and I don't like it.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

I'm so glad someone posted this. I was going to lol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

How come you know my IP !?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago

Oh shit! So is mine!

[–] [email protected] 90 points 6 months ago (7 children)
[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I lost my home to an accident. An rm -rf accident... :(

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Condolences…

I hope you were able to recover.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

my best friend in high school (also a nerd) gave me a shirt that says that over 20 years ago! now my son wears it ha. thanks thinkgeek!

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[–] [email protected] 77 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Security tip: Never post your home address on social media.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 6 months ago

It could loopback to you...

[–] Worx 69 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That IP address is coming from inside the house!

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I called the SWAT on them.😈

Update: The SWAT came to my home!😅

[–] [email protected] 44 points 6 months ago

Nah, the SWAT would have to arrest themselves.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 6 months ago

Hey! That's my IP address whenever the script kiddies are boasting in chat. How did he get it?

[–] [email protected] 40 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Reminds me of the meme of someone making a website with AI and then said to a bro his programming days were over.

And then proceeds to send the localhost address to the guy.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

It wasn't even a localhost address, it was a file:// URL if I remember correctly.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Yeah, every time I hear something like that I giggle. AI might replace us one day, but it's no where near good enough yet.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Uh oh I have that same IP address

[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Oh crap he leaked your IP address then!!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Better call my ISP and ask for a reassignment

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Wait, I remember that address… it’s the Tor SOCKS5 proxy address! He’s the darkweb guy!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

That's probably a VNC/local server listener.

tor listens for socks on 9050 by default. tor uses 5400 as the default DNS port.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

But technically he's right

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

He's inside my house!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

tip: add this to your html for it to automatically follow browser settings for dark mode: <meta name="color-scheme" content="light dark">
another tip: in firefox, go to about:preferences > general > fonts > advanced > proportional > sans serif

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The color-scheme meta tag is only fully supported on Safari.

https://caniuse.com/meta-theme-color

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Jeremy's smokin cra-a-a-ack agaaaaiiinnn

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

That's just his home address

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This dude probably just made a joke. No need to call him stupid smh.

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