DOOM Eternal
game eventually ends
this post was submitted on 06 Oct 2024
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> Final Fantasy
> For the 16th fucking time
Compare that to:
> Endwalker
> Literally walk to the final boss
No Man's Sky
Obviously I am up here
Therefore you are a woman
Assigned female at purchase
"Oh, Trans' Sky"
But you don't own the sky
> Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
> Not a single vice to be found
> House Flipper
> All houses are orientated normally
> Untitled Goose Game
> Has title
> Octodad
> Absolutely not a single octopus in the game whatsoever
> Golf With Your Friends
> No friends.
I was thinking Vice City, no vices?? But I think I get what sort of vice you mean now
For anyone else who still doesn't understand!
Oh wow, now I want to make one of those physics gimmick games where you fire houses out of a trebuchet.
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I have to challenge the octodad one: He has a wife and children obviously he isn’t single !
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You know what, shout out to Concord here. The official definition of a concord:
agreement or harmony between people or groups.
Everyone did in fact agree not to play the game.
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>Battlefield 4
>Actually has 32 multiplayer maps which would constitute a battlefield
>Pokémon Yellow
>Has other colors
>Actually has 32 multiplayer maps which would constitute a battlefield
Also:
> Is at least the sixth game in the Battlefield franchise, with the most generous possible interpretation of what counts as a mainline game.
>Dark Souls
>Souls emit light
>Hyper Light Drifter
>There's no car in the game
>Final Fantasy
>Has more than 10 sequels, hardly "final"
>Dark Souls
>Literally only one Dark Soul
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Team Fortress 2
No Fortress, nobody plays as a fucking team, and it's the third game.
I technically it might be the first game on the account of the previous 2 being mods.
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Wolfenstein 3D, Duke Nukem 3D
2.5D engines. 😏
it's a rounding error
Rounding up on .5 is the most common method of rounding!
> Legend of Zelda
> You're playing as Link save for a few games
> Wolfenstein 3D
> Best it can do is raycasting and 2D sprites scaled
> Valve Software Inc.
> Is a game developer and publishing company, does not develop software for plumbing
> Epic Games
> Nowadays only create Fortnite, which is the opposite of being epic
> Enter the Matrix
> No math whatsoever in the gameLegend of Zelda
But you're saving Zelda, so I think it gets a pass. Link's Awakening is right out though, Zelda isn't even a character in that one.
They call it halflife because Gordon is middle aged
He is 27 tho
Ya, but look at what he does at his job. He'll be lucky to make it to 54.
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Oxygen not Included: Starts with oxygen.
Killing floor
Scenery is non-destructible
Black Mesa
All the mesas are actually brown
Max Payne 2:The Fall of Max Payne
Actually he does fall over a lot in this game
Control
Literally everything is out of control
Dead Cells
Literally unable to die
Slay the Spire
The Spire slays you (I'm bad at it, okay)
Resident Evil:
Numerous non-residents are evil too
Dead Space
You are alive and fight in claustrophobic environments.
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening
Zelda doesn't even appear
Hades 2: Hades is barely in it
Dark Souls
Have white souls in it
EVE Online: humanity’s distant future
Halo: “Run! It’s the demon!”
Mario Kart: drive around as Bowser
Call of Duty: skip work to play
Overwatch: small ground troop battles on city streets
Battlefield: Hardline: use signal jammers to disrupt enemy radio comms
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Half Life is an accurate title. During normal playthroughs it’s rare to have more than 50hp.
That depends on implementing the proper impulse for the onehunderdandfirst time
River City Girls
You can play as the boys.
Counter Strike - You're attacking first
Double Dragon - Lacks even a single dragon
Freespace - Space is already occupied
Risk of Rain - Never rains
Ace Combat 5: The Unsung War
Singing is an important part of the plot.
half life could just be using phone battery rules. even if your total phone battery capacity is 80% it's original capacity, it still lets you charge it to "100%", its just that you've charged it to 100% of that 80%.