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[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 80 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Not to alarm anyone, but unless you're doing the 100m in around 11s or less, current large crocodiles are still faster than you. But if you're fit enough to keep the speed going, you should outlast them over short enough distance.

And if you can't do any of that, well you'll have to run lateral to it and hope your agility out maneouvers them.

[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 49 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Mythbusters tested whether it was better to zig zag or run straight away from a gator. Turns out, it doesn't matter, gators won't chase you.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 27 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They've spent hundreds of millions of years sitting in lakes waiting for food to step in their mouths. They deserve to be called sloths more than actual sloths.

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[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Or that you have the adequate weapons on you, the knowledge and physical ability to use them properly.

[–] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

chootem inna hed nah boa!

[–] misterundercoat@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Serpentine!

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 53 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Just so ya know, a regular modern day crocodile can also outrun you on land.

[–] thann@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 5 months ago

Yeah, but only because I'm American

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Yeah but I would easily beat him in hurdles.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

This is true. Or running serpentine:

"He only has a brain the size of a walnut."

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] iamahab@feddit.org 3 points 5 months ago

Should be Land of the Lost (2009) if Reverse Image Search isn't failing me.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Don't even get me started on the pole vault

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 37 points 5 months ago

A mighty steed!

You cannot prove that humans didn't ride these into battle.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 23 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

hairy crocodile? artistic liberty?

[–] lunarul@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Looks like they photoshopped a crocodile onto a bear

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

lol, i wasn't paying attention clearly

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Gee, I wonder why those died out.

[–] LesserAbe@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, who are they calling apex predator, take a look around.

[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

More like ape-ex amirite

[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 17 points 5 months ago (3 children)
[–] DwjsrIyx 9 points 5 months ago

Yes but only once

[–] MagicShel@programming.dev 5 points 5 months ago

Sure, li'l buddy! He's coming quick, so I'm just going to run over there to take a picture.

[–] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Yes, first you pet them on the outside, then you pet them on the inside.

[–] blackwateropeth@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Oh shit, sadam is that you?

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 2 points 5 months ago

Nah, just one if his body doubles.

[–] Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 10 points 5 months ago
[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

All those "dragon types" charts you see call this a drake. I don't really get that because drakes are ducks.

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

But according to those charts, ducks are wyverns...

[–] penguinsAreRapists@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Be the change you want to see.

[–] penguinsAreRapists@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago

I can barely take care of myself

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

invents bazooka