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[–] [email protected] 100 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Title reads like tall skinny bitches were wearing robot costumes. What they meant to say is that the robots weren't autonomous.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Didn't they actually have people in robot costumes previously though?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago

Yeah, it was a guy they had come out on stage and do a dance in a morph suit and a helmet.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

Yes and that was just pathetic

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

My recollection is it was the “unveiling” before they built it and it was one person in a costume.

[–] [email protected] 96 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

🎵 Tesla Optimus! Humans in disguise! 🎵

[–] [email protected] 71 points 5 months ago (2 children)

🎶 They look like robots but are actually just guys 🎶

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

🎵 Nerver hungry, never thirsty 🎵

🎼 Launched within a year - or thirty.

🫳

🎤

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Hahahahaha 🤣

[–] [email protected] 84 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

But it was mostly just a show.

Attendee Robert Scoble posted that he’d learned humans were “remote assisting” the robots

Serious question: Wasn't it obvious?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

There was some hate babbling when that robot taxi company in SanFran published that their autonomous cars were assisted by remote drivers who took over when situations were too complex for the robots.

I think remote support and steering will be the most reliable and practical way those tasks will be handled for the foreseeable future. How much assistance the cars will need may diminish but I don't think they will ever be able to work without any human assistance.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Sure they will, just put then on rails, make them bigger and available to the public, call it Public AI transport or something

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Tele-Reliance Artificial Intelligence Network

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

More like No Remote only Railiance AI Robo Taxi Network

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

N.R.O.R.A.I.R.T.N.? I think you missed the joke.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Oh it spells train, i might be overworked, took a while, lol

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

Light rAIl transit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I think you're cooking here, maybe you can get a government grant to fund this

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

thats just regular driving with extra steps

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Some of it was and some of it wasn't. I think when they initially came out walking, that was probably autonomous. The dancing was autonomous. The only time we saw evidence that they weren't autonomous was at the end when they were interacting with people at the event.

Problem is, we don't know. We know some of it was. Tesla did not state that any of it was remote controlled, which means we basically have to assume that all of it was.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Is it still fraud if no one falls for it?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago

Yes

“Fraud” is any activity that relies on deception in order to achieve a gain. Fraud becomes a crime when it is a “knowing misrepresentation of the truth or concealment of a material fact to induce another to act to his or her detriment” (Black’s Law Dictionary). In other words, if you lie in order to deprive a person or organization of their money or property, you’re committing fraud. 

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago

People will still fall for it by treating it like a demonstration of what Elon wants to make, and just an early prototype. The abilities these "robots" displayed are on par with technology that has been available for over 20 years. They don't realize the parts missing, filled in by human intervention, are the most difficult parts to create and literally cannot be done without a major, generational breakthrough in AI.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

You overestimate the general population. And especially "investors".

The cult of Elon remains real.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

in my defense, your honor, i didn’t think anybody would actually fall for it

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The cars were probably also being nudged just in case.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

like a shepherd he said, you can run 10 or 20 of the cars.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago

Less like surrogates and more like The Muppets

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

At Elon's Tesla robots are secretly humans, and at Elon's Twitter human users are secretly bots.