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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

The budget required for some of these conspiracies is greater than, you know, just doing the thing.

Eg: moon landing. Faking everything that went into the space program would be way more expensive.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

That's right! The sun, the thing that prevents our entire planet from being a frozen rock, which imparts 44 quadrillion watts of energy on the Earth's surface, is just an elaborate NASA hoax!

They actually generate all that energy with...

...Uh...

???

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

They generate that power using the unlimited abundance of energy generated by the mental gymnastics of people like these

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The reason the sun sets is it takes so much energy to run that they have to switch to a much dimmer "moon" at night to give themselves enough time to recharge the battery enough for the next day's light. It's solar-powered, so of course they need to ensure it's not running at max brightness in order to get the most gains.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Ah! The sun is run on solar power. Now I understand.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I wish NASA thought about NASA the way this guy thinks about NASA

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I saw we should fund NASA like conspiracy theorists think we do. It’s amazing how much they do with so “little” money.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Conspiracy theorist don't think NASA and other orgs are ridiculously well funded. They just have near-zero concept of the scale of costs for the things that they claim. Innumeracy is a prerequisite for conspiracy theory beliefs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

NASA: this guy's right, we should build a Dyson Sphere.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I read that as "Gout controls the weather" and had a nice chuckle.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (2 children)

The Sun being fake is a new one to me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Could be in response to the guy who wants to bring flat earthers to Antarctica. He wants to prove a globe by showing them, that there is 24 hours of daylight there. Now the flat earthers a fabulating about a sun simulator as a counter to it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Look up "Solar Simulator." It's a real device scientists use to test the effects of sunlight on various things, from solar panels to satellites (depending on the size of the simulator).

Flerfs think NASA has one that they bring out during the day and float in the sky just to make Flerfs look stupid, when in reality, they don't need any help looking stupid.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Before NASA who simulated the sun? In the middle ages they had no weather? Or history is also a hoax 🤔

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

NASA destroyed the magic industry, captured the wizzards and forces them to inscribe runes into silicon.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

PROOF OF THESE RUNES CARVED INTO GOLDEN PLATES

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (2 children)

why is it human instinct to send unsolicited nudes?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

First contact is a sexual assault suit from the galactic federation because an underaged grey found voyager

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Gotta be in it to win it?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Being this stupid is a threat to national security.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

is that censored word the n word? or a name or something? Why is it censored?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

The word is Nazi, there is a conspiracy theory that Hitler and the Nazis fled to Antarctica. Some even say that at the poles are portals which lead inside the Earth, where they still life under a black sun. Crazy right? I still try to figure out how they manage to live inside a flat earth. Could also not figure out if Hitler is on the moon our dark sunbathing. But I think the moon is more realistic, think about it, you just have to replace the S and the A in NASA and you get Nazi. If that's not a proof enough that crocodiles are our leaders I can't help you anymore.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The sun being fake is a new one I got to say

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Yeah, I can't get over that. NASA was formed in 1958... Are they saying there was no sun before then? Literally every culture that has left behind any archaeological evidence has referenced the sun in some way.

Unless they believe that the sun is a god that NASA captured in the late 50s and replaced with a simulation so we wouldn't notice. That would be crazy too, but kinda metal as far as conspiracies go.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Who never left Antarctica?!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I think it’s Nazis, based on the length of the word and placement of the tittle.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Not sure why it was edited but seems right. I think the dot of the "i" made it outside the box there.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Yup. That’s the tittle.