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Saw a pixelated naked Mario with his dick hanging out or his balls. Some guy commented "it happens with age". Had me thinking if someone posted someone's balls online you could probably guess his age how saggy it is.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Fellas, is it gay to measure someone's age how hanging his balls is?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

nope, but it is weird!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Nintendo would like to have a word with you...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Nah, it's not universal, some of it is genetic. The other thing is, how often you wear ball-supporting underwear affects your rate of change of how much your balls sag.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I don't know. Like I get where you're going but it would have to be something that is consistent across all members of that sex.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I don't know about you but I prefer to guess age by the face.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I happens with age and insufficient collagen intake. I’m old, but since I’ve been taking collagen my balls have felt much younger and hung tight the way they did when I was a young man.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Collagen, huh? Frankly I'm tired of knowing how cold the water in the toilet bowl is.