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[–] [email protected] 204 points 5 months ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 168 points 5 months ago (8 children)

"Got confused"?

Was he spinning it around to hypnotise people, or something? How does a penis confuse people?

Or is it a poorly phrased statement on the website?

[–] [email protected] 69 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

IIRC, it was because the director thought the audience might think it wasn’t real.

[–] ogler 53 points 5 months ago (2 children)

ive always imagined that test audiences believed it to be a prosthetic and therefore a deliberate creative choice by lars von trier. which is fucking hilarious, because it so thoroughly cheapens the serious arthouse themes he was playing with of like sex and nature and depression if you believe another theme he wanted to showcase was "and the guy has an absolutely monstrous hog"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

Can't be depressed with a dong the size of a semi truck. Lol

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

True, people with 15” cocks rarely have a reason to be depressed.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 5 months ago (2 children)

He was spinning it around yes. Video is available online. It's quite the dangler.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Don’t leave it hanging

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I find the video itself confusing. https://vimeo.com/49333930

[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They thought it was a snake trying to attack them.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Does that make Willem the Lisan Al Gaib?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago

Maybe they meant "concussed?"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

The usual interpretation is the director was trying to move the plot along with things happening during the sex scenes, but the penis was so attention-grabbing that the audience missed the plot points, which made them struggle to follow the rest of the movie (be confused).

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Helicopter goes brrrrr

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If you replace 'large' with 'small' the statement makes sense again.

Maybe he's got a monster schlong, or maybe someone changes one word for fun. Maybe it's Maybelline.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

... he's got a monster dong. There are videos of it flaccid and it is... massive.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (4 children)

https://vimeo.com/49333930

It seems pretty much in the range of normal to me, idk.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 5 months ago (2 children)

When people skip straight past arousal and fear to confusion.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

"Put that eldritch horror away."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Me witnessing horrors beyond my comprehension

(I don't get it)

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

That’s horrifying.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

That sounds like a rumor that William started.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

Wait, 👀 for real?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 months ago

"Dammit, Willem, put that thing away! Nobody is gonna believe that shit is real!"

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

There are images on the internet of his penis. It's not "confusingly large," I don't think. He's just one of those guys that tends to hang large and low. A shower rather than a grower, as they say.

https://vimeo.com/49333930

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

It's OK. Welcome to the other side.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Not my proudest

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I wonder if actors and doubles sometimes hook up.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Like Tom Cruise and his stunt double?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Kinda hard to google, you got more?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

It was a joke. He famously does his own stunts.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Not exactly what you're looking for but the doubles for Theron and Hardy got married.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Must be uncomfortable to walk with an elephant's trunk in your pants

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

I'll take "problems I want" for $1,000, alex

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Off topic, but what's the source? And is this a physically valid walk cycle, or just an animation? The bit where the three feet are all in line looks pretty sketchy but it's potentially dynamically stable

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

https://waroftheworlds.fandom.com/wiki/File:Tripod.gif

Uncertain beyond the attribution on the gif. I just searched walking tripod. The link above is the original source I got it from.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Reminds of the "walkers" in Battletoads

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

What the fuck

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Just like that. He has a designated guy who is his penis carrier that takes care of clearing the way in front of him and helps shoulder the weight. Especially around corners, which can get logistically tricky.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

DaFoe was amazing in "The Lighthouse (2019)."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Oh my God! No, thank you!

Poor man.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Is this just in reference to "Anti-christ?". I don't think I've seen him naked in anything else.

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