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[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 114 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Don't know how many of these you already have, but here are a couple:

Good luck!

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Are the last two the same image but mirrored?

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 10 points 4 months ago

Ummm... no? (yea, I noticed when I posted them here too lol)

[–] Trashboat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 4 months ago

It’s actually a ɿǝϱiɈ

[–] Lennnny@lemmy.world 83 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] lemonmelon@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago
[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 82 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] DaGeek247@fedia.io 20 points 4 months ago

That last one is just super cute.

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 45 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Here’s a really disturbing Garfield you can mix in for some variety:

[–] Botzo@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

I'm sorry Jon.

[–] Greg@lemmy.ca 43 points 4 months ago

This is 100% OPs weird fetish but props to this hussle

[–] Kcap@lemmy.world 40 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Could I perhaps interest you in trying a new species, short giraffe:

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (4 children)

I'm at a bar on my phone, but this sounds like a perfect job for AI.

Edit:

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 41 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I mean, AI would be useful, but I think connecting with people online is better. It's also funnier if I get a bunch of strangers in on it.

[–] FaceDeer@fedia.io 8 points 4 months ago

He was just doing exactly that.

[–] Arbiter@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Sorry man, I can’t masturbate to AI

[–] manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

No one wants to hear about you masturbating sicko

[–] Arbiter@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

There’s plenty of sickos who love to hear about it, actually.

[–] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

If you’re gonna do AI images, at least use a tool that lets you approach realism. 🙄

Still not good, but much better.

[–] pinkystew@reddthat.com 20 points 4 months ago

there's

so much porn

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Edit: You guys really dislike fat tigers.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 71 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (6 children)

I doubt anyone can prove they're AI.

[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 33 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That tiger has an extra knee my dude.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] pigup@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Yes and it's funny, jfc we're talking about fat tigers! Everyone knows tigers don't exist.

[–] lunarul@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

Our eyes can

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 4 months ago

They are very obvious, im serious. If you cant tell you should get your eyes checked.

[–] Idea@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 4 months ago

Sure thing bud

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

I didn't know tigers could have 20 toes on one paw. Lmao just look at them

[–] IkarusHagen2@feddit.org 8 points 4 months ago

You can see it in the contrast, all pics just look wrong

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Sorry, best I can do is chubby cougars.

[–] MrBadApple 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

We're gonna need to see those too

[–] dufkm@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Just head down to my local bar, there's plenty of them.

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

I'll take those pics

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Careful, OP’s gonna start sending you fat tiger pics too.

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago
[–] KrapKake@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me? I mean.. would you? Please...?

[–] DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The butterfly, or an overweight jungle cat?

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

Overweight jungle cat

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 3 points 4 months ago
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago
[–] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You do realize google images exists, right?

[–] nieminen@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

While yes, I wouldn't have had the opportunity to enjoy cute fat baby tiger pics if OP didn't share the task