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[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 48 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Those selfish Chileans! They could double their beaches!

[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

And let Argentina have some? Not worth it.

[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago

Oh shit, maybe half of Chile stays.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 36 points 4 months ago (3 children)

The basis for WWIII .... the world wanting to relocate all of Chile to use as a bridge across the Atlantic.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That a cause worth fighting for.

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Those diabolical Chile preservationists...

[–] socsa@piefed.social 10 points 4 months ago

Build the bridge and make Chile pay for it.

[–] obscur_e@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago

When musk will be president yeah

[–] Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world 27 points 4 months ago (2 children)

After the recent election, north America can stay away from Europe for a while

[–] butwhyishischinabook@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

looks at Hungary, Poland, Italy, Germany, and whatever Greece calls it's Coast Guard Suuuuuuuure it's definitely just an us problem.

[–] Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Europe definitely has problems, but Trump can do so much more damage than any of the maniacs over here

[–] Infomatics90@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

as much as I'd love a land bridge to come visit my family in Italy from here in Canada. I agree.

[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago

I was sure this was a Suddam Hussein post.

[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

We should rolled up Chile to make it easier to push it

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 months ago

A dehydrated Chile would also have a much smaller net weight

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 17 points 4 months ago (3 children)

That would do very bad things to the ocean circulations which could cause a climate catastrophe. Also it's heavy and they don't wanna.

[–] JustTesting@lemmy.hogru.ch 9 points 4 months ago

That part of the ocean circulation is on track to stop in the next 50 years anyways, so might as well get a chile bridge out of it?

[–] Jourei@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

But will post10 be able to unclog a culvert that large?

[–] Jourei@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago

Eyyy, exactly what I was thinking of as well!

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

I've got my best team of dapper fresh-faced engineers with limited world experience willing to help for a wad of cash that will most certainly leave you in ruins. What say ya?

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

It's kind of like a weed. The part you see poking up above the surface of the water is connected to a larger continental plate beneath it. You'd need to dig it up but it's in too deep so you can't.

Also, travel by water is actually easier. Less hooligans on the ocean roads.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 15 points 4 months ago

Chile isn't a weed it's a pepper

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Is the middle of Chile deep enough for the mid-ocean ridge? Or would it snap in half?

Also, I'm not sure Chile would fit through the panama canal, I think as a nation it's post-panamax.

[–] WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Rather than try the canal, which is alway rammed at this time of day, it could do a 3 point turn, passing through the roaring 40's and up through the South Alantic?

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Would it hit New Zealand trying to make the turn? It would certainly take out Easter Island.

[–] WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Not much loss if Gisbourne was taken out.

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Just wait for climate change to get real interesting. It could happen.

[–] jcs@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

But imagine the traffic 🙃

[–] trespasser69@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Because humans can't move that big land

[–] DakRalter@thelemmy.club 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 9 points 4 months ago

No, humans can't move blue whales either

[–] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

It seems theoretically possible, with an unlimited budget and no time limit.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 months ago

Just build a dam

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 months ago
[–] 299792458ms@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 months ago

Chilean here, we would need several smaller bridges at the end of the trip "Canada-Spain"

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Como un puente sobre aguas turbulentas

Yo me desplegaré

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Someone is but it ain't us

[–] gasgiant@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 months ago

This is what those woke liberals want!