I can't believe my eyes : theonion

[–] [email protected] 138 points 6 months ago (1 children)

One for me

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

Lifestyle

😆

[–] [email protected] 63 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I need to sign up for in home delivery again. Thanks for the reminder.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

I absolutely love getting a physical copy.

My kids don't get the joy I have.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 6 months ago

How much could a newspaper cost, $10?

Oh…

[+] [email protected] 34 points 6 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (2 children)

You know, I really do feel like as a whole China is becoming more advanced than the U.S. if not already have. And I will fully acknowledge the U.S. backsliding into regressive imperialism. But the booty lickers that are internet tankies have absolutely turned into the most obnoxious know it all suckers for stuff that can be easily overcome with real world experience. And I still carry a strong suspicion that all of their parroted talking points are being spoon fed by some insidious bot farm.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What’s your ML username?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

No ml account, why?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Taiwan is not a country

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago (2 children)

$10.99

That's 10.55 EUR. Is that normal for a newspaper?

[–] [email protected] 73 points 6 months ago (3 children)

The onion CEO

[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You better fucking subscribe to The Onion

I love everything about this.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Based

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago

Omg Tim Onion I love it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Was thinking about subscribing a month or two ago. Then they bought infowars and I immediately threw 100 bucks at them.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Damn it, blood snow AGAIN? Happens every time I make plans ugh

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

That weather is wild now days.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

It's snowing men, Hallelujah!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago

They should make an online version too.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago

This was how I was first introduced to the Onion in '95

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

$100/year is still pretty steep for me.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Joking aside, totally understandable.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

Yeah, I want to support them just for that.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Is there a way to gift a subscription/membership to someone? I can just enter their address for the delivery, but there're lots of other membership benefits they wouldn't get because they'd be on "my" account 🤔

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

they mailed it to me under the name JoYo so they don't need the name to be accurate.

I think I donated under PayPal.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

... I'm gonna sign up for this!