Having a sister is ok but id rather have a brother to fight with.
this post was submitted on 06 Dec 2024
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Nah, trust me, you don't want a brother to fight with. I have some PTSD from fighting and running away from home once.
I'd rather just be born as a girl and have a sister, that'd be so much better. Instead, on this timeline, I have been diagnosed with depression (and undiagnosed CPTSD).
Dude, sisters are so much worse. Brothers fight and then it's over, sisters are cold blooded.
Oh really?
😧
Okay maybe I take that back then.
I wish to be the only child.
Genie please grant my wish. 🥺
It's aight. Parents divorced tho
Jokes on you, parents are already divorced.
There's no mistake; the joke is clearly at my expense
Ah right, I thought you were doing a monkey's paw thing
Only child is worse because you have no one to annoy when you're bored.
Oh I can annoy internet strangers.
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around
And desert you
(Honestly, my older brother is a jerk, I wanna switch timelines.)
Wish granted, your father has become infertile from ball cancer
Its fine. Just do what we do to cats and dogs. 😉
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My best friend growing up was an only child and hated it. Siblings can absolutely suck, but I think it's way better than being completely alone.
My sister had a lengthy phase where her go-to move was a kick in the balls. To be fair it was a great deterrent
My childhood hobbies consisted of runescape and fighting my friends brothers and other kids (most fights were mutual). Some people just like fighting. If I had a younger brought to fight with I would be very gentle and fair.
I have both, and fought with both lol. Still shudder when I think about Doc Martin kicks to the shins. Be good to your siblings if you can.
I'm a patent of two boys and a girl, and I think the girl is the toughest of the lot.
They really got patents for everything these days, huh?
Lol, I'm leaving it. I guess it makes sense for me to be their property, it definitely feels that way most days.
Little boys can be shits, but when girls hit their tweens they turn into savages. They will sass you to death.
Don't be sexist. You can fight your sister.
I do but I win every time and she fights cheap as shit. Pulling hair, biting, scratching. Its just playfighting you dont need to cause permanent damage.
This ended way less fucked up than I thought a concept called "sisterpilled", from 4chan, was going to go.
I played with monster high dolls with my sister. :3
This is just people who don't fulfill someone else's idea of who they should be so they feel they're the wrong person.
If you're less insecure and more confident in yourself and accepting of who you are, that would be the difference that makes you successful. Not "I grew up with a sister" or some other incel bullshit.
Pretty sure that's a doujin backstory
This is called being a siscon
Edit: Western obsession with sex is weird. Incest is not implied by the term "siscon"
What does that mean?
Incest. But obviously this is dumb and OOP is just a wholesome dude that loves his family member
Doesn't mean incest, though I understand how someone unfamiliar with the term and Japanese culture in general would think that. Western obsession with sex is weird
Bro thinks being a siscon is part of Japenese culture and not something they find just as weird lmao
Of course they find it weird. They make fun of it constantly. But the classification/term originated there for a variety of reasons. Not everyone who likes Japanese shit is a degenerate pervert. Go touch grass
Seriously, the Western need to twist everything into something sexual is fucking weird and gross. Get help
Defensive much?
Was I supposed to lean into it or something? Kinda sick of people ruining my fandom with their fetish bullshit. Not gonna let you just spout off these trash ideas without any sort of push back. Though I'm sure you'd prefer it
You literally initiated the weird fetish bullshit by calling perfectly normal family interaction "siscon". While you are right that siscon is not necessarily incest, it is definitely a sexual obsession with chastity and control. Either way it has nothing to do with the post so stop crying about it.
Once again displaying your ignorance.
Siscon is about having an infatuation with an idyllic image of your sister and having abnormal affection for them as a result.
It's about idolatry more than anything else.
Seriously. The sex fetish is weird. Please stop
Is that one of those sisterpilled siblingmaxcxing terms?
Do you think a lolicon is just someone who gets along really well with little girls, too?
While there is no question that in modern times, both in the West and East, the term lolicon refers to a sexual attraction to underage girls, that's not how it started. This topic goes all the way back to the 70s and the shoujo manga scene which was initially dominated by women, and only later welcomed men.
As with most things in life, if you actually spend the time to look into it, these things are a lot more nuanced than you might think.
Wtf, this is literally me