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[–] [email protected] 56 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I'm glad I'm a lucid dreamer.

OH NO, FREDDY KRUGER CHASING ME!

Wait, that means I'm dreaming.

This is my mind. Now I make the rules. Oh no, Freddy, you're in my world.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me.

Now let's see what you're packing ;).

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

I bet Freddy Kruger is hung like a hamster. Like Hemingway was.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sits in the couch

Now take your clothes off... but keep the gloves...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Damn, no wonder he is so mad all the time.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Can I conjure trap doors to nothing below things I hate?

Yes?

I must be dreaming.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Should be the next movie

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

NyQuil is a drug I absolutely won’t touch anymore.

I used it a few times (not abused, used properly) and the typical outcome is being stuck in a hypnogogic state all night having vivid and unpleasant hallucinations, unable to actually fall asleep or wake up fully. Not even a little bit fun.

So this dream makes a lot of sense to me.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm not doubting you, but there might be some other stuff to check out. NyQuil is as tame as they come.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I don't really consider anticholinergics tame.

And zzzquil has diphenhydramine, which is banned in the EU for similar reasons.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

DPH is definitely not banned in the EU, but yeah, it's much less accessable than in the US.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

My bad, you're right.

*Finland (at least that's what a doctor of mine said when I asked where to get some years ago)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

used properly

hypnogogic state

Yeah, Nah, if you're hallucinating you didn't use it properly unless that's what you're going for at which point you absolutely are abusing it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

A hypnogogic state is a state of pre-sleep in which you may hallucinate. It happens normally to people all the time.

Probably shouldn’t say people are abusing stuff when you don’t even know what the things mentioned mean.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypnagogia

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Interesting I've always used it wrong then ...

You do state

having vivid and unpleasant hallucinations

soooooooooo ....

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Dude just because my body doesn’t like that drug, and reacts strongly and unpleasantly to it, doesn’t mean I’m abusing it.

Grow up and learn how the world works.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

As someone who has abused it and kinda had a problem with it - that shit is poison. Literally. It has the same mechanism as deadly nightshade and a lot of poisonous plants, and it can be absolutely hellish. Totally legal in most places for some reason though. Feels like shit but paradoxically is also super addictive

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

NyQuils "tired" agent is diphenhydramine, which most people know as the brand name allergy medicine/antihistamine "Benadryl"

Benadryl fucks me up man. But I'm really sensitive to all sorts of downers. Any Opiate in any dose is lights-out for me. Apparently I had some pretty weird sleepwalking conversations with my (then-future) wife while on (prescribed) codeine+apap for a cough.

(For those that don't know, Codeine/"Tylenol 3" is a controlled drug in the US, requiring a prescription. Our OTC narcotic cough suppressant is Dextromethorphan aka Robitussin. Also, we have to present our ID to the pharmacy to buy pseudoephedrine (Sudafed)).

Even melatonin gummies are too strong for me.

I'll just stick to pot.

(Also for those that don't know, the new Zzzquil is just Diphenhydramine, which is very cheap at the Dollar store)

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Agreed, I'd rather be chased (or pet) by Edward Scissorhands. He seems more honest, plus I'm due for a haircut soon..

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Lemmy user begs to be impaled by Johnny Depp.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Hey, what better way to start the new year?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

That honestly could fit perfectly well into the movies.